Juxtaposition In Practice

Grace | a bit all over the place | 26

[starving-explorer]

I’ve decided that wearing a dress is the laziest type of clothing I could wear. Barely have to do anything.

[starving-explorer]

Guys my partner has the worst insomnia but when he comes over to my place, he SLEEPS.

Now I’m over here working and all I wanna do is snuggle up to him and he’s stretched across my mattress, snoring away… he’s so lucky I feel like letting him actually catch up on sleep.

[starving-explorer]

It should be 100% possible to remove your bones and just snap them back into place. Hip pain? Gone. Knee pain? Never heard of her. Back pain? Doesn’t exist.

This is truly where god made a flaw in the human kind

[starving-explorer]

Going back to my roots! I haven’t painted with my gouache paints in years. Here’s me just playing around with colors and layering and strength ♡

[sunflorally]

sometimes I see pictures from when I was younger and it makes me wonder why I spent so much time hating myself. sweet little baby me. I was still growing. I was still learning. I was still getting used to my own skin. I didn’t deserve that

[elvensaber]

Sometimes corporate speak is good.  For example, Space X calling their rocket explosion a “rapid unscheduled disassembly” is the funniest thing I’ve heard all week

[thoughtkick]

“Just in case you ever foolishly forget; I’m never not thinking of you.”

— Virginia Woolf, Selected Diaries

[goatsorcery]

im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!

an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.

“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids

[hayaletingozyaslari-deactivated]

[sleep-serene-token-deactivated2]

[blazeportal]

*wakes from coma* Fuck *walks to the nearest tree and starts punching it*

[wreckitrhino]

Minecraft respawn

[melangedmess]

what a fucking day *me at 8:15 AM*

[petitelappin]

This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.

[slippery-minghus]

okay, i gotta jump on this bandwagon

you have logged over 300hrs of playtime on a single video game

your tolerance (and enjoyment) of spicy food is higher than anyone you know

you have a tattoo on your thigh

your earliest memory is from sometime during age 2

you've burned your butt before (toasty buns)

you've moved by yourself to a faraway place where you didn't know a soul

you have given yourself piercings (how many??)

you always carry a mini sewing kit. just in case

more than one of these (tell me!)

none of these/show results!

Voting ended onApr 23, 2023

[starving-explorer]

For those of you unaware:

I’m attempting to write a book.

Today I spent the first two hours of my actual 9-5 work day developing ideas for said book. I have never been more inspired in my life. I cannot wait to share this story with you all! I’ll probably post snippets throughout the process.

[starving-explorer]

When your bf doesn’t drink and literally takes shots of Pepsi for fun.

[depsidase]