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blorbo from my shows helping me change my patterns for the healthier but in a reverse way

”blorbo would want you to eat healthier/have a better sleep schedule/whatever”: yeah they’re not the only one

“blorbo would do this. blorbo would think these patterns are normal and healthy. blorbo would also fall into this exact self-loathing spiral over not being able to change”: I NEED TO GET BETTER NOW

ros-sauce

I'm going to be cursed by a wizard to only be able to speak in future tense

ros-sauce

This is gonna suck so bad

ros-sauce

Ugh okay so the good news is that I'm finding a countercurse. The bad news is I'm coughing while casting it and I guess that screws it up. I'm asking the rival evil wizard for help

ros-sauce

You've got to have been fucking kidding me

woolandflax

This one’s for the tumblrinas

kaomojiloser

grace after every time eva asks him to do something:

kosmogrl

beaft

me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

luna-azzurra

Something neuroscience-y that helps with prose: attention is selective. A character will not notice everything in a room. They will notice what matters to their goal, fear, desire, training, wound, or obsession. A jealous character notices hands. a hungry character notices food. A soldier notices exits. A lonely character notices pairs. Description becomes character when attention has a bias.

wyrmicelli

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

snowown

zooophagous

I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.

upward-bound

nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb

zooophagous

The ancient shepherds I'm referencing also ate lamb lol

andrajosa444

Close to you

innerchildabortionclinic

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

innerchildabortionclinic

viralfrog

egophiliac

had a dream about these and immediately had to draw them when I woke up ཐི༏ཋྀ

goetic-justice

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

goetic-justice

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.