7th ring of hell

.⋆ 24, they/she, main of @nimueshell⋆.

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what a fucking loser

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for legal reasons, alastor is innocent (to me, personally)

well butter my biscuits and damn my soul, i’ve been up to my eyeballs in sin splicing gifs of that delectable, carnivorous calamity they call alastor! that velvet-voiced, bone-grinding, grin-wearing gentleman of gore, good heavens, what a specimen! a creature equal parts apocalypse and ballroom charm, a walking felony in pinstripes! every syllable he purrs feels like damnation dipped in honey and i, like a fool, keep asking for seconds. you’re welcome, you depraved lot. i’ve done the lord’s dirtiest work immortalizing this hellbound heartthrob.

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this is the gayest shit if ive ever seen it

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HUMAN ALASTORRRR

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they could never make me hate you manipulative, murderous, cannibalistic king ❤️

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Hey, how does it feel being a fan of genuine fucking SLOP? Your favorite creator is a racist, rape-fetishizing bastard. She can’t write compelling characters, and she wouldn’t know good writing if it HIT HER WITH A TRUCK.

Fuck Hazbin Hotel, fuck Helluva Boss, and fuck Vivienne Medranno fans.

How does it feel taking your time to write this shit when you can just block it from your feed? genuinely seek help. This is mad embarrassing dog. Also you're a pussy for being anonymous lmfao.

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my man did NOT deserve to go to hell

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deserved more screen time (ik he's gonna get more later on but I can't wait a week bro)

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housewife provoked by man who no longer wants to do his job

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guys the song sounds better with context i swear

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when people ask how i manage my stress and somehow ignore all the unnecessary shit in my room

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when i catch you Lilith, when i catch you for leaving this man, ITS ON SIGHT

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s(creamed) when he came on screen

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twink vs twink

who do u think bottoms?

alastor

vox

girl what is this

Voting ended onOct 10, 2025

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i want him so bad 💔😔

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made these in honor of my jjk fic blog 😛 @nimueshell

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Hazbin Hotel Playbill 2024.