Dear arcues we're back-

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HOLY SHIT WE'RE ALIVE-

Brandy not so loud-

AHAHAH THAT WORKED! ATTA B- uhh.. uh..atta person sato!

Uhh...thanks

What about we settle down and actually make a blog opening, yeah??..

Oh! Good idea sandz!

...yea

I'm brandy, brandy barben! You've probably seen me n my partner sandy floatin' around sumwhere before, if you've haven't, I Fuckin' don't care its a big net, anyway, the jist of what happened is: me and sandy arcues striked to another universe where I was a evil fucked up gang leader who tortured sandy who wasn't my partner but my prisoner, evil me was trying to make some messed up ultra zapdos, don't worry I bashed evil me's brains out and saved other sandy, aka sato, We were about to try to find a way out before arcues thought it would be SO FUNNY to strike us to another universe, cycle continues for..- 4 MONTHS?? Dam.. I'm a terrible father...- oH and uh- sato figured out some pattern to it and got us back!

Hi I'm sandy! Glad to be back and excited to be hopefully running my cafe again!! :3

..I'm sato, its nice to be on rotomblr with free will this time..

Okay feel free to ask us shit bye-

BRANDY SANDY AND SATO ARE BACKKKK- hi its me rab! ya knkw the painful drill, Moved blogs again so gotta make these guys a new one, plus I just fought off my burn out, we're chill, ya know the basic dni's, no racists, terfs, proshippers, dark shippers, trumpists, ice supporters, nsfw blogs, anti lgbtq+ ppl! Stuff like that, please be appropriate with questions :3

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(its a recording, watch)

(yes)

Shuffling could be heard in the recording, familiar sniffling of Kieran Could be heard in the background, sato was in frame of the camera with Sandy a little out of frame, but could still be seen holding Kierans unfamiliar form in a blanket, trying to comfort him a bit

" do you have anything yet sato? "

" no, not yet, let me work on it "

" okay... "

Sandy spoke, beginning to feel some doubt, but she shook it off, holding Kieran a edge closer she said softly

" its okay kiki, no need to worry, sato will find a way to get you back to normal in a moment, just.. Breath okay? "

Kiki hesitantly shook his head, still feeling a pit of emotions in his chest with swirling bad thoughts, though his mother and uncle being here helped...

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@blueberrys-reluctant-champion

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mom.

mama.

ma they turned me into terapagos again

i want to cry

-Kieran [ @blueberrys-reluctant-champion ]

Oh noooo my poor boy- hang on I'm coming! Sato!

On it

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@blueberrys-reluctant-champion @gmax-stunshock

Family meeting guys! Meet me and sandz in the living room please!

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At least I'm still Ogerpon..? Haven't been put back in the chaos shifting yet, so... yaaaay? Be there in a sec.

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Oh yeah- sato might be able to figure something out with that so when you stop by, we can try to getcha back! Key word try but hey sato knows what he's doing

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@blueberrys-reluctant-champion @gmax-stunshock

Family meeting guys! Meet me and sandz in the living room please!

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It smoked it,,

What?

Giant blunt.

I think that's some sort of metal orr...actually I don't know,never seen this game before,,,,,

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PLEASE MARRY ME BRANDY PLEAAE

'M flattered anon but I already have a amazing partner :)))))

Thankyou sweetheart ^^

:))))))))

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OLEAN SET MY HOUSE ON FIRE

Okay I believe that one a LIL more because that has happen'd before but ehhhhh you're still an anon

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i saw olean making put with another girl once

....yeah no you're just lying now, nope, never, that is dangerously out of character, nice try anon

yep that's not right

Nuh uh

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why did i see olean wearing jolteon ears once

…no im swrious why woulx he be doing that i just saw him in the street like that a month ago what 😭😭😭😭

What are you cringe culture? Fucking loser lmaooo

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is olean single….. 🥺🥺 he’s really cool and handsome and i like him…..

I like chur boldness anon, but Olean has a great partner already! So yea buzz off

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why do you call that thing your “son”, thats a girl

Unova, aspertia city, snivy street third building down.

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is your kid still a drunken whore

First off: Don't fucking call them that, watch your dam tongue, second off: man I hope not, I've been gone so long and- arcues now you got me worried

Hey calm down brandy, oleans a good kid, lets have some faith in em, plus most anons are parasites trying to get under your skin

Yeah... You're right, they spit bullshit all the time

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YOU SUUUUUCK

Blehhh you suckk too anon 😛

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Drunken whore

Look buddy, I have heard that insult for the past decade, and much worse, if you're gonna insult me be creative pal

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Yo guys???? Your kid is getting magic anon-ed might wanna go check on him he's an applin as I'm typing this

NOOO THEY'RE BACKKK

my son! Kiki I'm coming-

...what now??

You don't know the horrors sato...

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Hey olean...I don't think we've talked much before right?

-sato

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yeah, i guess not .

how are you or . Whatever

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I'm fine, brandy and sandy are asleep, and I am sitting with eight joltiks on my lap.. Just trying to figure out what the hell to do now ig, hbu?

also I noticed You've said 'whatever' in most of your sentences, might want to find new words to communicate your teenage rage...'like you'd care' is a good one...

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hope they get some good rest at least . as for the joltiks… just give them a good back scratch, and they’ll listen to ya . Probably. or they’lll bite you

yeah yeah, like i’d care.

…oh come on.

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They already have multiple times, I swear if it happens again...ugh, whatever, They seem pretty calm right now.. Also I doxxed some guy Kieran wanted to beat up, haven't done that in awhile

And see? It doesn't roll off the tongue cleaner but its more effective, know how to sass..