Staticwizard

Heyo!! I'm Griffin!! | 29 | they/he/she | aroace | In MCYT hell | I don't use tags, this is a hellish landscape | pfp by duckwithadream 🫶🏼

[ditaism]

do we think we r getting sister daniel in 2026🤔💭 (probably not) also couldn't decide which ver was better scanned or camera rawdogged so Have Both

[lesphian]

ok so we have confirmed:

dan’s jobs

dishwasher

picking up phil’s socks

closing cupboard doors

making coffee

talking to the builders

interior design

phil’s jobs

laundry

taxes

paying the mortgage

managing sponsorships

emotional support every time dan needs to talk to someone who isn’t a builder

bug removal

[kurhanchyk]

[kurhanchyk]

are you okay i noticed you reblogging "a raven with a damaged wing. it can still fly with ease" again

[soulmatesclub]

when you are 18, you will meet a guy and think you will be best friends forever. it is important that you stick to that plan

[sunchildsatoru]

what the concept of phil lester does to a marriagephobic man

[hwardlaunch]

how it feels watching dan and phil have their first real christmas together as a couple with no pandemic, no illness, and nothing to hold back anymore

[tranniephannie]

eternally obsessed with how much of a wet little kitten dan becomes emotionally in any situation. forgot a towell before getting in the shower? cab driver talking to him? having to make a mortgage payment or do the laundry? any of the above and he’s just like

“help me phiwww”

[sunchildsatoru]

my favorite genre of dan is him no longer pretending he doesn’t like his long term partner of 16 years

[creepygirlbee]

october dan and phil: yes we're together, shipping is okay but please dont speculate on things we dont show you :)

december dan and phil: lets get PHREAKY on the kitchen counter so our neighbor knows whos the alpha 😩😈💦

[sunchildsatoru]

god bless the lesters

[phlondsbian]

sorry i know we're going insane for other reasons right now but i actually cant stop laughing at the idea of the builders seeing dan texting "traitor" "whats wrong with you" and thinking theyre watching the phivorce happening live over text

[sailatina2-deactivated20251222]

[nukihowlter]

dan being flirted with by another blonde man and being like "u know who else is blonde.. my boyfriend 🥰" and then immediately texting him

[renisnotonfire]

lmaooo I'm watching some 2013 interview they did and the host is like "let's talk relationships, what's a good way to ask someone out?" and Phil says "maybe don't declare your love instantly" and Dan sits next to him nodding like he didn't do that exact thing the literal moment he turned 18 and got himself a soulmate in the process.

[homosexualslug]

beautiful conversations happening on twitter (x)

[tiktaalic]

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

[tiktaalic]

This getting reblogged with “and my thirties” “and my forties” “and my fifties”

[c3rvida3]

I am so, so sure that my cousin meant to type something else, but I'm going to cry. Welcome to my bathroom themed bathroom... Pictures of other people's bathrooms on the walls... Little bathtub figurines on the sink... Soap dispenser shaped like a toilet... Life could be a dream... in my bathroom themed bathroom...