dork diaries irl

yk i was BORN on the cob

[staticxsilence]

“the one whos in love always wins” well it kind of feels like i am losing right now

[staticxsilence]

I think I just need to stop talking

[staticxsilence]

it got so bad i started listening to sad country music

[staticxsilence]

she nothing on my nothing til i nothing #celibate

[staticxsilence]

and what if i told you I somehow chose both..

[staticxsilence]

realizing that i need to date a man who likes women

[staticxsilence]

u ever down so bad u feel like u could deadass write a song

[staticxsilence]

these corny mfs are actually real tho cuz when im with my friends i genuinely think to myself “i needed this” and look at them and smile and shake my head

[staticxsilence]

highkey fumble of the century but eugh I hate that because only women are fumbled, like roles should be reversed i feel like a man rn ew

[staticxsilence]

she gets me

[staticxsilence]

me lying to everyone saying im over it

[staticxsilence]

on a real note these men are stealing the womens youth and freedom !!

[yotume]

[staticxsilence]

HEEEYOOO

[staticxsilence]

wait js got tickets to 2 nights of a tour AND niteharts…life is beautiful again

[staticxsilence]

YO CAN I GET ONE BYOFRIEND PLS?????

YALL SLOW ASL

[staticxsilence]

ive decided to ghost everyone ik and disappear for the rest of the month

[staticxsilence]

resisting the urge to take a shot before every social interaction