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I left this place in 2018. Currently on Bluesky (sefikichi).

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Remember last night?

A commission for the wonderful @cullenlovesmen <3 They have exclusive rights to repost this on their account(s), as this account appears to be shadowbanned.

It was fun working on this! Cullen/Sebastian is not a pairing I’m familiar with, but the idea cullenlovesmen supplied me with had my mind racing in all kinds of filthy directions... 👀👀👀

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🎁 Poster raffle! 🎁

Would you like to give this kitty a new home? Do you promise to take good care of him? 😻

This poster is 40 x 60 cm in size (close to A2 paper size, approx. 16 x 23 inches) and my phone’s camera does. not. do. it. justice. (no pun intended) It’s GORGEOUS.

🌟 Rules 🌟

Leave a reply with the emoji you associate most with Anders.

Wait until December 9th (1 week from now) to find out if Lady Luck favoured you.

Be willing to give me your address so I can post this baby to you.

That’s it! You don’t need to be a follower, you don’t need to reblog (although signal boosting is welcome, it does not affect your chances!), all you need to do is leave a reply on this post. I’ll pay for shipping too.

Questions? Shoot! If not, good luck!

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At the moment, you have a 100% chance of getting this. :’D

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👉👌

This is two emojis does it count

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Two emojis totally count. :D

Also:

Apparently this post (or this blog :’D) is no longer visible in Tumblr searches/tags, so reblogging seems the only way to reach people. :(

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Deadline extended to December 11th, also crossposted to my Twitter: https://twitter.com/Sefikichi/status/1069879254186409985

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We have a winner! With a 25% probability, the random number generator at http://random.org picked @mhandersmyheart ! Congrats and please take good care of him! Thanks to everyone who participated! <33

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🎁 Poster raffle! 🎁

Would you like to give this kitty a new home? Do you promise to take good care of him? 😻

This poster is 40 x 60 cm in size (close to A2 paper size, approx. 16 x 23 inches) and my phone’s camera does. not. do. it. justice. (no pun intended) It’s GORGEOUS.

🌟 Rules 🌟

Leave a reply with the emoji you associate most with Anders.

Wait until December 9th (1 week from now) to find out if Lady Luck favoured you.

Be willing to give me your address so I can post this baby to you.

That’s it! You don’t need to be a follower, you don’t need to reblog (although signal boosting is welcome, it does not affect your chances!), all you need to do is leave a reply on this post. I’ll pay for shipping too.

Questions? Shoot! If not, good luck!

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At the moment, you have a 100% chance of getting this. :’D

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👉👌

This is two emojis does it count

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Two emojis totally count. :D

Also:

Apparently this post (or this blog :’D) is no longer visible in Tumblr searches/tags, so reblogging seems the only way to reach people. :(

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Deadline extended to December 11th, also crossposted to my Twitter: https://twitter.com/Sefikichi/status/1069879254186409985

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To Whom It May Concern

I don’t know if anyone can see this post, as I’ve discovered that this blog’s posts are no longer visible in searches or tags.

I just wanted to remind people that besides my SFW art blog @sefie-art (which has also a couple of posts flagged yaaay), you can also find me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/sefikichi and Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sefie_digitalart/ Although I don’t write anymore (and don’t plan to in the indefinite future), all my fics are still at AO3.

I’m not deleting this blog, but it may get flagged to hell (unless it already is) so here are the options you have for following me.

I am faced with the dilemma of where to post my future NSFW works. :’D We’ll just have to see how all of this plays out.

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🎁 Poster raffle! 🎁

Would you like to give this kitty a new home? Do you promise to take good care of him? 😻

This poster is 40 x 60 cm in size (close to A2 paper size, approx. 16 x 23 inches) and my phone’s camera does. not. do. it. justice. (no pun intended) It’s GORGEOUS.

🌟 Rules 🌟

Leave a reply with the emoji you associate most with Anders.

Wait until December 9th (1 week from now) to find out if Lady Luck favoured you.

Be willing to give me your address so I can post this baby to you.

That’s it! You don’t need to be a follower, you don’t need to reblog (although signal boosting is welcome, it does not affect your chances!), all you need to do is leave a reply on this post. I’ll pay for shipping too.

Questions? Shoot! If not, good luck!

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At the moment, you have a 100% chance of getting this. :’D

[did-he-praise-your-maker-blog-d]

👉👌

This is two emojis does it count

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Two emojis totally count. :D

Also:

Apparently this post (or this blog :’D) is no longer visible in Tumblr searches/tags, so reblogging seems the only way to reach people. :(

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🎁 Poster raffle! 🎁

Would you like to give this kitty a new home? Do you promise to take good care of him? 😻

This poster is 40 x 60 cm in size (close to A2 paper size, approx. 16 x 23 inches) and my phone’s camera does. not. do. it. justice. (no pun intended) It’s GORGEOUS.

🌟 Rules 🌟

Leave a reply with the emoji you associate most with Anders.

Wait until December 9th (1 week from now) to find out if Lady Luck favoured you.

Be willing to give me your address so I can post this baby to you.

That’s it! You don’t need to be a follower, you don’t need to reblog (although signal boosting is welcome, it does not affect your chances!), all you need to do is leave a reply on this post. I’ll pay for shipping too.

Questions? Shoot! If not, good luck!

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At the moment, you have a 100% chance of getting this. :’D

[statisticsfag]

🎁 Poster raffle! 🎁

Would you like to give this kitty a new home? Do you promise to take good care of him? 😻

This poster is 40 x 60 cm in size (close to A2 paper size, approx. 16 x 23 inches) and my phone’s camera does. not. do. it. justice. (no pun intended) It’s GORGEOUS.

🌟 Rules 🌟

Leave a reply with the emoji you associate most with Anders.

Wait until December 9th (1 week from now) to find out if Lady Luck favoured you.

Be willing to give me your address so I can post this baby to you.

That’s it! You don’t need to be a follower, you don’t need to reblog (although signal boosting is welcome, it does not affect your chances!), all you need to do is leave a reply on this post. I’ll pay for shipping too.

Questions? Shoot! If not, good luck!

ETA: Apparently this post (or this blog :’D) is no longer visible in Tumblr searches/tags, so reblogging seems the only way to reach people. :(

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I was commissioned by the lovely @cullenlovesmen to do a Cullen/Carver picture! First time drawing this pairing, apparently a rarepair (according to quick research on AO3 xD). It was fun and challenging, thank you once again for commissioning me. <3

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Reminder!

I’m moving my art on Tumblr to ✨@sefie-art ✨

It’s going to be SFW so if you only follow this account for the smut, well… D:

See you there!!

(ps. I’m not abandoning this url, just, probably, putting it on an indefinite hiatus or whatever you call it.)

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Gahh. I've not had much use for this Tumblr in quite a while. As in, a place for my NSFW stuff. Which leaves me thinking about options.

1. Just let it be. You know you'll eventually draw smut again.

2. Change URL and refrain from posting NSFW (and hope no one'll scroll back too much)

3. Start a new sideblog... Then abandon it in a fit of self-loathing... Then start a new one... Then forget about that one too... (#truestory)

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💖 Send this to 10 other bloggers that you think are wonderful. Keep the game going, make someone smile! 💖 (💖 have a lovely day!💖)

Thank you dear anon, it's nice to know people still remember me, even though I haven't posted as often as previously. 😄

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The year is 2018. I’m submitting my application to be accepted into the Star Trek fandom. 

James T. Kirk played by William Shatner.

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How come there's no SFM porn for anything else but BB/V and BB/Medic? (on the m/m side of MGS porn) While I understand that Kaz's model can be a bit daunting to pose and animate, but what about Ocelot go fucks sake??

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The Valkyrie from Thor: Ragnarok.

(I FINISHED SOMETHING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TWO MONTHS!!)

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Am I ever going to get anything finished again ಥ_ಥ

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Hawke/Anders Fic Recs

I’m putting together a little list of some of my fav Handers fics. (pinging @mini-mantis ) Do bear in mind that the categories are highly subjective - you might feel that a fic belongs under a different category. Most of them could belong in more than one category, though. Let me know if I’ve missed someone’s tumblr handle!

(A thank you to all the authors! Do let me know if for some reason you want your handle/alias removed from this list.)

Smutty (may contain romance or drama)

Step 1: Anders. Step 2: Hawke's Dick. Step 3: Profit by @un-shit-yourself Hawke is big. Anders loves it. Smut ensues.

Working Out the Kinks by @tcregan Anders’ shoulders are sore. Hawke helps. Smut ensues.

Tension by @un-shit-yourself Another massage-turns-smut fic, this time in a modern setting.

Anders Takes a Holiday by Skasha “A Romantic Tentacle Story”. Magic shenanigans. Smut.

With Passion’d Breath by BlossomsintheMist There are probably several “electricity thing” fics out there, but this is my fav. Bonus point for top!Anders.

Three Years by @felixbug Mandatory three years of pining -fic. Incredibly hot.

Misconduct by @felixbug Call center AU. Anders is overheard, but maybe not in the way you’re thinking.

Talk Fiction To Me by @kingsandthieves Anders listens to Varric’s books as read by Hawke. Then they meet. Feelings (and smut) ensues.

The Last Inch by @manic-intent Raider Hawke finds a collared Anders on a ship. Remember to always read the tags first.

Red Right Hand by @khirsahle Premise: Justice is a cockblock and Anders is ready to die of blue balls until holy fuck Hawke. You’ll be part afraid, part aroused.

Take It by @felixbug Author summary: “Just mage ass getting pounded. No plot here, only sin.“

Don’t Wait Up by @felixbug Anders loses in a card game and has to wear Isabela’s clothes. Hawke is enthusiastic. (I actually illustrated this a long time ago)

Standing Invitation by @tcregan The only Hawke/Anders/Varric threesome I’ve read and probably will read. Anders needs to be distracted from Corypheus’ voice.

Fun Stuff

There's No Such Thing As Girl Gamers by @tcregan MMO comedy, really sweet and funny.

Never have I ever by appleschnapple The gang plays Never Have I Ever. Sordid details are revealed. Hilarious!

MIRROR, MIRROR by Mikkeneko Hawke solves all his problems by copying himself. It goes splendidly.

Over My Dead Body by @defira85 "Hawke is convinced there’s a thing going between Anders and his younger sibling, and is fucking pissed off. The possessed apostate and his little sister? Over his dead body!

Fluffy fluff

ON THE PROPER CARE AND FEEDING OF MAGES by Mikkeneko Anders works too hard. Justice asks for help.

The Bone Pit by GhostGarrison @storybookhawke Anders ends up as a stripper exotic dancer at Hawke’s establishment. Romantic drama - especially in the sequel I’m In Love With A Stripper. Highly recommended!

ALL THE FEELS

Ash in the Sun by Lola1b Anders goes on his Calling. Hawke goes with him. Yup.

devils and dust by myotinae @miraculous Sets after Kirkwall. Angst ahoy!

The Night is Long by accidental (@dorianpink) Modern AU where Anders is treated badly by Sebastian. Hawke (hopefully) rescues.

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When Hawke first arrived to Kirkwall, he looked like this:

Pretty fit, as you’d expect from a farmer. But then he became the Champion, and wow, the transformation was quite amazing.

WHAT HAPPENED???

I imagine that is the result of lots of fighting and doing champion-y things. But also the result of carrying Anders and fucking him against various walls for three years.

I wonder what Anders thinks of his yolked husband?

Pretty much this.

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I’d like to add this model comparison:

Look at those tree trunks arms! This is MAGE Hawke.