Exceedingly Average

Hi my name is Jae/Milk, I'm 28. My favorite punctuation is a run on sentence. The little guy in my avi is named Butter, he screams. The little girl in the banner is Kiwi, she just chills.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

AO3 changed their beta status to omega for April fools. Everybody else can go home because we already have a winner

[catsplushellhounds]

oh honey you got a BIG storm coming

[reticent-vampire]

Interview with the vampire 1.01 | The Vampire Lestat

[skyrigel]

thats how Daniel got blocked

[skyrigel]

[darcymolloy]

[l-e-s-l-u-t]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[epilepticsaints]

[theehorsepusssy]

Big Men / Tiny Men ?

[faceless-fuck]

No bitches

[official-kircheis]

[lindleland]

[marysyp96]

[loveisalie-lie]

[nyxar]

Child Killing Mattress

[nyxar]

No don't shorten the post like that

[punkitt-is-here]

[notskull29]

[joeyclaire]

the thing about “andrew hussie returns to homestuck to write a cartoon pilot produced by vivziepop with toby fox voicing john egbert” is like. it’s so far-fetched i wouldn’t even make that joke. because it would be too ridiculous for me to even find funny. and it’s not a joke. it’s literally happening right now.

while you’re here, consider donating to my friend hamza

[internalscreaming247]

I feel like something happened.

[oneheadtoanother]