Procrastination Station

[awwww-cute]

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

[whatsfreebaseandwhatsfreeabouti]

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

[unclefather]

pick him up

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[i-need-fangirl-therapy]

He leap

[azaraspirit]

that little yelp at the end oh my god

[kite117]

[hardstoplucas1]

When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from

[robb-the-reaver]

This is genuinely frightening

[bordermatecrinkles-deactivated2]

You know when a horror movie has so many jokes it feels more like a comedy? This is the exact opposite of that

[steveharringtonsbabysitterclub]

Joe Keery — a national treasure.

[peachine]

[lubricates]

me before showering: i don’t want to shower

me once in the shower: i live here now

[spideyjlaw]

oh just a drunk chris evans at the age of ultron prem to brighten up your day

[whatagrump]

drunk chris evan sounds and acts like charlie day in always sunny

[whatshouldntbe]

I went into this video skeptical but y’all right

[paprika]

THIS

[booblessgoddess]

My brother just sent me this on snapchat I can’t fucking stop laughing this is so stupid I hate him

[weloveshortvideos]

Well, that is one way to pass the time during a rain delay

[danthemedicman]

This is the quality content I live for

[mens-rights-activia]

This short moment is more entertaining than the entire game of baseball

[punkconcert]

John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

[bampajangs-deactivated20191208]

@in-oceanum

[stability]

[irishfolklore-deactivated201912]

I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”

[speedlimit15]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

ooooo yea

[2headedgrrrl]

My favorite Gordon Ramsay moment is when his food was too slow so he took a jog and then fell asleep

[schrodingersdrone]

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

Never talk to me or my 42 trees again

[jumpingjacktrash]

it amuses me to see people being surprised/impressed/amused by this setup, because it’s extremely common on the plains. if you don’t plant a windbreak, your heating and cooling bills are huge, and storms do things like throw the lawnmower through the living room window, take the roof off, or cake the entire north side of the house with six inches of solid ice.

evergreens remain bendy even in the coldest weather, so – wait, no, not the coldest. i remember when i was a kid it got down to like -45 and the norway pines around my house were cracking like gunshots as the sap froze.

maples, incidentally, make that noise around -20f, and i hear it at least once every winter here in southern minnesota. but i only ever heard norway pines make it that one time.

so anyway that’s why we plant pine trees around our houses. because otherwise the wind would freaking kill us.

[cameoappearance]

This is informative and perfectly sensible under the circumstances but I also cannot resist the temptation to compare it to planting stuff all around the boundary of your lot in The Sims