YOU ARE THE REASON
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@softcorethorn
This is better than any found footage horror film ever made
I love :
1. How you can hear them all trying not to laugh
2. The shear amount of friends he had to get together to make this
3. The one who goes “you want a cripe sanberry?”
How to write Chinese duilian对联 for spring festival
It says 丁财两旺平安宅，富贵双全幸福家 （wish you happiness,prosperity,wealth,health,peaceful home,safe house,blessings on family and so on ) by couplet
like thats why i get so pissed when white people equate being old to being racist. you got an old native man being harassed by young white kids. there are old poc who have been in the black panther party, the brown berets and yellow peril and there are teenage alt righters
People say stretching or exercising in the morning makes your entire day better, but managing to take the big poo before you leave for work has a much stronger and longer lasting positive impact on your day
i kinda feel bad for oedipus b/c everyone assumes he chose to fuck his mom when in fact he went out of his way to avoid it. he left his hometown and distanced himself from his parents because he was afraid he would somehow get tricked into fucking his mom. everything could have been avoided if his adopted parents told him he was adopted.
someone: oedipus was fucked up like who fucks their own mother??? fucking weirdo.
me: it’s not his fault! he didn’t know!
also the point of the myth is supposed to show how despite your best efforts no mortal can thwart fate but also? what the fuck? the whole thing was an oracle telling laius that his son was going to murder him and fuck his wife. that shit came out of nowhere. he didn’t offend the gods or anything. they just decided for no reason other than the world is fucked up sometimes.
i have been informed that oedipus’ dad, laius, did in fact bring a curse upon himself for kidnapping and raping king pelop’s son chrysippus.
i stand by my stance that it’s still ridiculous to punish oedipus and jocasta for laius’s crimes. also why would the godss curse oedipus for fucking his mom when they tricked him into doing it in the first place? fucked up.
You’re assuming the gods are ruled by logic and not by zeus nudging poseidon and saying “hey you know what would be so fucking funny”
really cant fucking believe that people are getting genuinely angry about a tv show about…cleaning your house…. and calling it ableist cause….they dont wanna clean… i guess
marie kondo: *has a nice show where she helps people clean* tumblr freaks who havent seen daylight in years: shes HURTING ME
Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times! I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!
Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE
it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr
i don’t think i could have a bodyguard w/o falling in love with them
open doors for me
buff
quiet/stoic
focused on my well-being and safety at all times
tall + good posture
lean down to whisper at me
will not hesitate to punch creeps
can and will literally shield me with his whole body
lowkey the grossest feeling is learning a trans persons deadname
when you see/learn a trans persons deadname
Some memes transcend sexuality
i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You
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Facebook ads : Here is an advertisement about 15% sale on fancy boots which ou were JUST thinking of buying yesterday and HERE is an advertisement about fancy curtains bc you were talking to your friend on your phone about you you need to replace your old ones :)
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I can’t make this shit up. Honestly thought that the ad was a part of the post at first.
