0pium k1ng (not rlly)

hahhah.

[hitlersbreastmilk-deactivated20]

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

[734fungus-blog]

[sinkies]

photosynthesis

[postmastered]

that’s like the complete opposite of this image

or are they the same guy

[scretladyspider]

If I don’t message you for months it’s not because I don’t like you it’s because I have no idea what to say to other humans that would interest them

[pleasurecastle-deactivated20200]

[wizardjpeg]

and btw the seas are fully dried up

[loveamongthesailors]

cant take a bus to the beach to fact check this one right now but reblogging to spread the word just in case

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

how would the bus driver know when to stop

[li4r]

Hi i am Deficient in so many minerals and im about to do something ill regret

[sailormoonandtheprettyguardians]

[buildings-and-food]

why is shinji in sailor moon

[freezing-kaiju]

therapy

[king-monky]

thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji

[lilium-orientalis-deactivated20]

It can happen to the

of us

[vvdotcom]

[kwerkykat]

This got about 1000% better when I turned the sound on

[ok-dingo]

thought this was GTA V for like a full ten seconds

[eddiesandwich]

[catchymemes]

[yes-this-is-not-ok]

This made me smile! 

[princesstigerbelle]

This makes me wanna stretch 😂😂😂

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[pukicho]

Gamers dont drink

[pukicho]

Gamers will see water and be like "I am physically incapable of digesting this"

[everythingfox]

Baby fox pup

[luntfontanne]

siri do my pets know i’m cleaning out their eye boogs or do they think i just like poking them in the corneas for fun all the time

[bisexualgambit]

You know….. sometimes mom humor? It slaps hdjdbxkhfkfjfodjkx