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Dude wtf is this cursed shit???

#tumblr why #cursed pikachu

funnytwittertweets

batmanego

normal ways to text my father

drinkyourjuiceshelby

Did you serve cunt today?

teshuvahdyke

environmental racism isn't a thing. God how can people be so stupid. Plants don't have fucking opinions.

I’m … legitimately blown away that you think environmental racism is about the marginalization of plants.

dr0wnedperfectionist

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ritavonbees

from grammatical context I feel it is more likely anon was implying that environmental racism is when plants are bigoted, which if anything is funnier

navigatorwrongway

you walk into your local gardening center and a potted monstera calls you a slur

greelin

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

greelin

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

greelin

all part of the plan

valtsv

time travel memes. is that anything.

valtsv

45percenterthen

some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to me

thepleasuregoblin

you are all sick in the head

lauralot89

It is entirely unfair that cleaning is an act that must be repeated, I am not a god so why should I be expected to fight against entropy

parakeet

hello to the funniest youtube recommendation ive ever gotten

movetoprozac

valtsv

you wear lipstick to go swimming in case Chad from the football team is there. i wear lipstick to go swimming because you never know when you'll meet the sea monster of your dreams. our priorities are very different.