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Tweets from Parents that Perfectly Summed up Parenting
I love this so much
Bacon Ranch Chicken Casserole
It tried this recipe from Joy Filled Eats and it is diviiiiiiine! It was a little lengthy on the prep side, but you could make this the day before, pull it out of the fridge, and pop it in the oven for 35 minutes if you wanted a quick ready-to-go weeknight dinner. Yummmmmy. We will be making this a regular dish at our house from now on.
Here was my effort at it:
This looks sooooo good
Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.
We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”
“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>
While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.
I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.
What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.
Feeling super good today- can feel my body getting tighter and my energy levels improving. Did an hour of hitting practice with my little gremlin (he's crushing the ball!) and now getting ready to go kill my workout- crush day 7 :)
I just want to take a bath
To soothe my muscles from being annihilated after crush day 6- booty. And I can't because apparently the hot water tank is empty. So I'm sitting in an inch of tepid water trying to get up the energy to go boil some hot water. Today was killer. And I loved every minute of it!
Day 5 of Crush at Home
I love this program. I have never been a motivated gym goer before (I don't have weights at home so I do this at the gym) and now I look forward to going every day. I can't wait to get out of work to go get in my work out. I'm stable on my body weight right now which I'm not mad about- no gains are good and loss will come in time (although hopefully before weigh-ins next week; I'm a little tight on my max) But already I'm seeing an increase in my upper body strength. I had to up my weight tonight from 10lbs to 15lbs and I am STOKED about that. I love this program- thanks @bbbenwilliamson and @crushfit for helping me to a healthier lifestyle :):)
Hey! Can you make a post asking anyone who recently joined crush or is part of crush to reblog? I want to follow a bunch of those who have began or on this journey with me (: Thank you!!
Crush Fam where you at?!
Also, check out our tags #CrushFit and #WeAreCrush, you’ll find a bunch of Crushers that way!
I'm on day 5 tonight- loving every minute of it!
Crush at home day 3…. Am I supposed to be gaining weight?
Free crochet pattern! :)
http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/narwhal-11
Free crochet pattern! :)
http://www.whistleandivy.com/2013/02/women-loafer-slippers-crochet-pattern.html
Create in me a pure heart, O God, and renew a steadfast spirit within me. Do not cast me from your presence or take your Holy Spirit from me. Restore to me the joy of your salvation and grant me a willing spirit, to sustain me.
Psalm 51 (via worshipgifs)
I live for moments like this ❤️ (at Northwest Trek Wildlife Park)
4/75 finished this morning with the munchkin. Now we can FINALLY watch the 3rd movie :) also, 150 minutes of reading for the weekend for Concordia Lutheran School's reading goal for next week! #bookstagram #harrypotterandtheprisonerofazkaban #potterhead #raisingreaders (at Puyallup, Washington)