hai

pls take care of yourself

[lucianaella-deactivated20211106]

Lasses of the Mighty Nein!! based on Mucha’s 4 seasons

[my-darling-boy]

I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

[my-darling-boy]

Ah rabies

[my-darling-boy]

But what if the bat was from my secret gay vampire admirer

[shitpostsampler]

i think this is a timely message these days

Submitted by  problem-haver

[sydsir]

raymond vs cucumber

[writterings]

i love being in a stand up comedy class and receiving serious emails like this from my professor

[catnip-cryptidd]

The context makes this even better

[breezyhollow]

hes really something else

[everything-acnh]

[catasters]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sex-obsessed-lesbian]

DAMNIT WHY DID I LAUGH

[30-minute-memes]

Me_irl

[oceaneyes1834-deactivated202312]

YO PEOPLE WE NEED TO BOOST THIS

@panpotterhead3000 you have a lot of followers

[cheese-greater-official]

BOOST BOOST BOOST ITS IMPORTANT ALSO WHAT DAY IS IT IDK WHEN APRIL 1 IS

[bat-boye-deactivated20200717]

BOOST!!! @official-lucifers-child

[thefatedflowerchild]

This is the only April fools prank I want to take part in because it is so harmless and stupid. It achieves nothing but childish malice and I live for it

[catlips001]

It's time

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

remember when we were all so fucking hyped about this. what the fuck are we supposed to do now

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh god how is it 3 am oh fuck at least this is DONE 

a first attempt at a quiver made by hand

[the-witch-maker-deactivated2021]

sexy bdsm quiver

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

#put spikes on it

I don’t really own much in the way of decorative spikes - i have some eyes, maybe that’ll work? 

I know I want to add at least a few buckles onto it so I can strap stuff to the quiver if need be

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Mother Fuckre Unlimited

[idontevenhaveone]

BIG FUCKING LOOK. LEGOLAS, WHAT DO YOUR ELF EYES SEE?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[thesabbit]

That’s pretty fuxkig

Youre gonna

BeHolding that

All day now

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i see someone’s aiming for a stay in the punitentary

[bidoofcrossing]

Fun Fact: Wilbur’s dialogue may seem odd, but he’s actually speaking using the NATO Phonetic Alphabet, where each letter of the alphabet is assigned to a specific code word. Delta Oscar Delta Oscar translates to “Dodo”, where as November Oscar Whisker translates to “Now”. Though being a family friendly game, W for Whiskey was censored to Whisker.

[cranesofibycus]

For all your Archfey reaction gif needs!

+ bonus Liam:

[did-you-know]

If your local Waffle House is closed, you should probably run.

Because the 24-hour chains only shut down during the threat of absolute devastation, FEMA unofficially determines the severity of a natural disaster based on whether Waffle Houses in the area are still open. They call this “The Waffle House Index.”

(Source, Source 2)

[epic-games-official]

Waffle House in the Nether

[paxamericana]

that’s just what waffle house is like

[o-kurwa]

[r4cs0]

Ok but like why

[weirdness-is-good]

Because he is powerful

[rubynye]

“There are two types of ‘tired’, I suppose. One is a dire need of sleep, the other is the dire need of peace.”

— Anonymous (via wnq-anonymous)

[lemonsharks]

@shitpostsampler ????

[shitpostsampler]