[2347473mr-blog]

Person: “Why don’t you just look for a hookup on Tinder?”

Me:

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[thetenderpassion]

[unfaggy]

baddest bitch in 1503 

[niggasandcomputers]

Everything happens for a reason. The reason is that you be on that phone.

[dutchster]

[eveshka]

Chosen.

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

[thats-all-fucks-deactivated2018]

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[satyrical-prince]

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

[anar-tea]

yesyesyesyes

[yungkiitten]

If you don’t reblog I probably won’t like you as a person

[partlycontrolledbeast]

If you get the urge, here’s an absolutely free pass to question my cooking skills, dancing ability, and/or dress sense, or whatever else comes to mind based on my whiteness. Somehow I’ll cope.

[theladyjanedoe-deactivated20221]

Yes to alllll of this.

[castiel-assbutt-winchester]

I reblogged it once and I’m doing this again ‘cause this is all fucking true

[thatsnotwhoifuckingam]

All of this. Know your privilege.

[dadstielkline]

Yes

[aphrogenian]

I dont want a career and I hate working. There I said it

[toxicrants]

My kink is husbands & wives who are still portrayed as very much in love with each other, because even after years of commitment and kids, they still talk to each other, go on fun random adventures and try new things. No resentment. No portrayal of marriage as a chore. Just actual love.

[liberty1776]

I have been watching the old The Adams Family TV show, and it portrays a happy family, that is the charm of the show!

[onlytwitterpics]

[somvei]

the holiday (2006)

[teashoesandhair]

Dear everyone who is currently working on a Thing, whatever that Thing may be,

Good luck with the Thing. You can do the Thing. You will do the Thing. You just have to do the Thing.

Best wishes,

Someone who is also doing a Thing

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[tawksxxx-deactivated20200105]

u tryna stay in my life or na

[anxietyproblem]

[sittinginafieldallday]

When ur the baddest bitch at trader joes and everyone knows it

[latenights]

Focus on a toxic-free lifestyle. Know what you want and cut off what you dont. Stay true to your intentions. Know your worth.