They call me...Claus

I'm just a kid whose mom nearly named him Claus but instead named me Nick because she loved Christmas that much.

[headspace-hotel]

Might fuck around and spread misinformation

[headspace-hotel]

PDF stands for penis dick file

[mobpsycho100]

[devilbunnyking]

[jelloapocalypse]

The Pokemon English Dub is good and here is my evidence

[kaity--did]

Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

[kaity--did]

Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?

Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby

Husband: RIVETING!

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️

Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!

[kaity--did]

Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk

All of tumblr collectively at my husband:

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream

Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!

Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued

Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.

[democraticsenator]

[yoshifruit]

[camiartwork1]

WHAT

[yoshifruit]

Right here.

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

when i hear an adult say “heck” instead of “hell” i say “cunt” under my breath to return the sum profanity of the world to its natural equilibrium

[magnetictapedatastorage]

youtubers talk about The Algorithm the way people used to  talk about evil spirits

[horrorandhalloween]

[onlytwitterpics]

[37q-archive]

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

[antiandrogen]

explain

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

they both fuck twinks at gas stations

[opposite-of-a-problem-deactivat]

explain

[henrycavills]

this is the best photo ive ever seen

[homet0wn]

Are you in love?

No I’m in bed

[pitbolshevik]

cant believe baby yoda's name is glup shitto

[thyrell]

please god let this post get popular enough for it to show up in automatic google search answers like the ps5 having 69 terashits per megafart

[aangarchy]

Aang: katara... you sound like jet

Zuko:

Katara: this is different, jet attacked the innocent!

Zuko:

[toastbutteregg]

[muddlemore]