1v1 me. @stcrknight - Tumblr Blog

reverse horse girl/sword guy dynamic. the girl is a buff, stoic fighter with a hidden heart of gold, and the guy is a massive, cheerful himbo who loves nothing more than his horses and his big scary sword-wielding wife who he met after she held a blade to his throat and threatened to gut him when she woke up to him trying to carry her into the house after finding her unconscious and bleeding out in his haystacks a few years ago.

biiiiiiitch bitch bitch biiiitch

Hey, that’s me!

#gendered slurs /#distantdiscord #ask

drachenmagier

Done and scanned, back to ice faries now~! :D

#cosmos;#draco;

picsthatmakeyougohmm

hmmm

#Me but with a wine pouch.

valtsv

perhaps you're right about a flaming sword being a useless and extremely hazardous weapon to wield but the fact remains that i am looking sexy wielding this kickass flaming sword and you are not

#fornax;

andreablog2-deactivated20220425

I sexily hate the government so fucking much

#Meiara.#Also same.

promptdumpster

"I think I'm in love."

"You literally just met her."

"She can turn into a dragon. That's all I need to know about her."

#draco;

Mei learned the word “himbo” today. Which she proceeded to say was invented specifically for me.

godaime-deactivated20170420

how to get a hot body: set yourself on fire

#fornax;

parakeet

{If this user sees one more person say ‘what language is this’ on a scottish post they’ll unscrew said persons head and spit down their gullet}

zandramims

starbringer

#cosmos;#equuleus;

sexti0n

i want someone who will light a fire in me.

trillseeker6421

I want someone who will light me on fire

#fornax;

feetdavidson

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

feetdavidson

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

#Mei @ me.

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