tired as always

🇧🇷 SAVE US

[yeoldenews]

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

[beggars-opera]

[peacozy]

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

every artist who has ever attempted to satirize masculinity i am so sorry

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

you could name a movie Portrait of a delusional abuser ruining his own life in pursuit of a fictional standard of manhood and 89% of its fanbase would still be like "Fuck yeah man it was so cool when Shit Cumdick gave that badass speech about how pushing everyone away and never letting yourself feel emotions is actually a good idea for your life. fuckin dope flick"

[heavenhillgirl]

[45percenterthen]

you're from california ? like the hotel ?

[msburgundy-but-worser-deactivat]

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

[luimnigh]

Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.

[newyorkkiss]

[rawrda]

This is your daily reminder to not be ashamed of making your life easy for yourself.

Cut your food into small pieces, make the font size 30 on your e book, use straws to drink, get a pen that’s comfortable to hold, take more naps, walk slowly, eat another cookie, buy velcro shoes, re-watch the part you couldn’t understand the first time, write things on your hands so you don’t forget it… whatever you want and/or need

Don’t let anyone tell you how you should be doing things. We don’t need to prove each other anything

[sosuperawesome]

Octopus String of Pearls // Cute Cuddles Crochet on Etsy

[fylog]

@stcuttlefish look

[manlet-rights-activist-deactiva]

when people on twitter or tiktok say “yeah tumblr is bad, its always been bad and gross and problematic” do they know its always been completely self-curated too or are we gonna leave that part out

[funny-tik-toks]

[puirell-deactivated20221122]

ALT

i love this old man and his cat (ID in alt)

[fairycosmos]

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

[touching-living-breathing]

That's called being an adult

[fairycosmos]

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

[headspace-hotel]

[toonelemental]

reblog this to fuckin BITE all your mutuals

[i-am-l-ananas]

[stcuttlefish]

Fuck, this looks like my cat and she is also a biter

[deposito-de-tirinhas]

por @samueldegois

[transguyhawkeye]

i think every gay person should get a monthly stipend for. piercings and such also beverages. and i think every trans person should get to hit people with sticks legally

[100493503004422]

I should be less worried about seeming annoying. plenty of people are annoying and they all seem to be doing fine