earbuds in

Blogger of many things, ranging from bands to jokes to complete randomness. I always follow back. ^.^

[dumblr]

it was a tough year but at least i did not buy a labubu.

[dumblr]

what a weird year. somehow i have been both the happiest and the saddest i have ever been. i learned how to let go and how to hold on at the same time. i lost versions of myself i thought would last forever and met new ones i never expected. there were days that broke me, and days that stitched me back together in quiet ways. i loved, i healed, i tried again. and somehow, even after everything, my heart still believes in beautiful endings.

[honeyimcold]

Nothing will ever be sexier than these two sharing a cigarette. I feel lightheaded

[eternalgirlscout]

shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

[adamtheredbeard]

neither was Smash Mouth. the years start coming and they don't stop coming

[amateur]

[forgondor]

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

[sanjidysphoria]

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

[tamamita]

Ireland is the only country in Europe

[drag-on-dra-goon]

[crabussy]

[incorrect-horizon]

[important-animal-images]

[letsmakepoppunkgreatagain]

Stand Atlantic - Pity Party

[artogether]

[insomniac-arrest]

Is anyone reaching age appropriate milestones anymore or are we all in the soup.

[bibliolithid]

Aren’t you tired of reaching age appropriate milestones? Don’t you want to just drink soup?

[vacuously-true]

Joke’s on you, transitioning from caring about superficial progress for its own sake to caring about enjoying a good soup in a pleasant moment is an age appropriate milestone

[james-silvercat]

Milestones are out, minestrone is in

[vacuously-true]

Thanks. Now I’m going to want to pronounce milestone like minestrone for the rest of my life.

[james-silvercat]

Also thanks, now i am aware that i’ve been pronouncing at least one of them wrong my entire life

[vacuously-true]

WHICH ONE

[fntboyblue-deactivated20161021]

[tainbocuailnge]

i don’t think tumblr actually eats asks i think that was made up by someone who was caught in the crossfire of some petty tumblr drama years ago and we all just ran with it because it’s both plausible and incredibly convenient. for the record if i don’t answer your ask it’s because i didn’t want to. peace peace ✌️

[cerastes]

It doesn’t eat asks nowadays. It actually used to be a thing you could test. We know what caused it.

It’s been fixed for a long time, but if your ask contained “…” in it, Tumblr would eat it: You’d get the notification but there would be no new ask in your inbox. We eventually found out it was “…” that caused it through trial and error, and eventually, it was quietly fixed, but for years, spaghetti code in tumblr just didn’t allow you to triple ellipsis others in any capacity. Seasoned RP blogs back in the day would include this tip in their About, even: “Don’t send asks with … in them, Tumblr eats those”.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

every day i learn about another way this hellsite used to be even more fucked up than now

[rhetoricandlogic]

#why do people think it’s called a hellsite?? it’s not the cringe fandoms and woke culture and it’s not the fact that we’re still here#it’s bc this place used to be held together by trial and error and xkit guy

Exactly.

[phantomrose96]

It always surprises me how many deactivated users there are here. And maybe most of them are the natural consequence of URL-hopping, but beyond those, the ones that intentionally deactivated--just the idea of actively deciding to terminate an account is so foreign to me.

I'm in the business of atrophy.

My Neopets exist, and persist, and are dying and continue to die for the last ten years my account has been dark. My penguin lived until the day Club Penguin died, immobile in its igloo, decoration among the puffles. My Webkinz stand in rooms which time refuses to allow even the dignity of gathering dust. My footprint stuffs the digital shelves of datacenters for sites and accounts I do not remember making.

I've made a horde of scattered exoskeletons, shells which I cannot even call ghosts because that implies a presence. They are husks. They are archives. They are records. I do not ever consider the mercy of allowing them to die.

[jaubaius]

A collection of me turning into random objects.

[writing-with-melon]

That is Kevin Parry!

He is an amazing stop motion animator and video wizard!

Here is how he made the banana illusion video

He is very good and you’ve probably seen his work with out knowing it.

That chocolate video, that’s Kevin Parry:

The fruit, Kevin Parry

He’s animated for Laika and does many illusion shorts on his Instagram and TikTok

Here’s his reel and some of the stuff he did for Kubo

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

do not. sell my husband to one direction.