yikes

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[fifiibibii]

where is my mind. where is my miiiind

[haaarpb]

a bedtime comic.

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

this is literally how pokemon villains talk about pokemon

[kness]

A goat, evolution

[singlethread]

Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

[realanimalfacts]

11. A ladybug is too small to operate a forklift.

[celceta]

[honeycakelion]

you WILL look at the cookies wife and I have made

[madscience]

[teathattast]

[paulcifur-deactivated20240310]

[mikumutual]

[maxofs2d]

you ever think about how “mountain dew” is a really poetic name and how, if someone didn’t know what it was, they’d probably guess “some herbal tea made from the finest leaves of the Alps”. but instead, it’s just, radioactive gamer soda

[thydungeongal]

adding “mountain dew” into my list of elven names alongside “morningwood”

[funnytwittertweets]

[wyndryga]

youre telling me an F1 car gets a pit crew and i get one jackass with adhd?

[ready-bek-deactivated20250305]

reblogging for that comment jhc

[etherea1ity]

halfway through January already…

[flagellant]

"I don't like the Jack Harkness test because it means it's okay to fuck Scooby Doo"

yes that's the entire damn point of the Harkness test. The Harkness Test doesn't exist to say you have to fuck Scooby Doo. The Harkness Test exists to say that it is morally/ethically fine for someone to want to fuck Scooby Doo, because Scooby Doo can give informed consent and communicate as such.

the reason you don't like it is because none of you are self-aware enough to realize how incredibly fucking puritan all of you are when it comes to fucking

[sethprotector]

Tumblr being free is humanity's greatest error.

[flagellant]

Then pay me 20$ if you feel so strongly about it

[flagellant]

Tumblr is a free website where I am paid $20

[konoko]

[camilicy]

He’s on an adventure 🌧️🐱

[soulmvtes]

january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn't happening