It's Tom

From the north of England, now studying in Scotland. This is basically a feed of things I laugh at. Enjoy! :)

[distinguishedbaloney]

[bimboid]

[steamypanini]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xeppelinsfw]

imagine your girl jacking you off and she stops and says im sorry i can’t i can’t. this is like, the dumbest erection i’ve ever seen.

[steamypanini]

*me putting my Italian BMT with chipotle sauce away*

I thought you said you wanted a taste of my footlong?

[johnparri]

TARON EGERTON

Kingsman: The Secret Service (dir. Matthew Vaughn, 2014)

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

[catchymemes]

[screenshotsofdespair]

ok

[daddy-kong-deactivated20231011]

Guess we’re all gunna have to be horny on LinkedIn now.

[periperi-the-exotic]

she screm

[goodenoughforjazz]

[feraligatr]

[boneliness]

[malingshunuwang]

@thesecondcomingofkobe

[just-shower-thoughts]

Fire is just spicy light

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

“this is my custom fursuit, I had 30 neon-green wolves killed for it”

[andysmovingcastle]

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MILLIONAIRE IS MAKING FURSUITS OUT OF REAL FUR

[peppapigvevo]

[auberginesdonthavelimbs]

“Cruella De Vil is a furry” is not the hot take I expected to see on my dash today, but I think it’s the one I deserve

[just-shower-thoughts]

The urge to sing the Lion Sleeps Tonight is only a whim away.

[nobhilllife]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Somebody programmed a computer to understand a keyboard, without using a keyboard to do the programming.

[dankmemeuniversity]