First-Class Trash

Just your average ABCD trying to keep her grip.

[hitmewithcute]

‘Here comes the sun, doo doo doo doo’

[fineas-and-pherb]

There’s 104 days of summer vacation…

[fineas-and-pherb]

This is more relatable than ever

[kittehkats]

     “Cats are cold, detached & unloving.”

     “Cats are not loyal.”

     “A cat will not greet you at the door.”

     “You can not train a cat”

     “Cats aren’t that smart.”

     “Cats aren’t that good with children.”

     “Cats don’t miss you when you’re gone.”

     “Cats don’t comfort you when you’re feeling down.”

What a load of crap !!!  One thing for certain… cats don’t give a rat’s ass what B.S. you tell about them. They refuse to care less, either about what you think of them, or about the people they love.

[mystisnykoto]

“Cats don’t miss you when you’re gone” is a ton of bs. Whenever I leave to go anywhere, I can hear my cats meowing at the door within moments trying to find me. They sit in the window watching for me to come home and they are at the door to greet me almost every single time.

[keelime-art]

Cats also grieve. This cat watches a video of their owner who had passed away and he tries to cuddle up with the phone. The look on his face when they zoom in on him brings me to tears every time.

[bettsplendens]

One of our cats comes and sleeps next to me when he sees that I’m not feeling well. If he’s in the kitchen when I come down for food with cramps or with a cold, he’ll follow me back upstairs and lay down on me and purr.

Cats are aloof animals who don’t put up with nonsense, will defend their boundaries with claws, and sometimes like to push things down to see what happens, but they aren’t jerks.

[everythingfox]

Dogs playing a game. Rules are a mystery

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

[sunshine-tattoo]

speaking as a Jewish person, this is incredibly important to me.

Christians in my experience know very little about the culture that is found within the stories of the old testament.

All of our stories are deeply rooted in the time and place that they occured.

Leviticus, for example, was when the Greeks were exploring and coming into contact with us.

They had a tradition of adult men having sexual relationships with boys (ages 12 to 17) as a form of mentorship.

The Hebrew people were like "uh no? Fucking gross." Thus it ended up in our holy texts.

Sodem and gamorah is a big one too.

The smiting that happened there wasn't because of homosexuality, but rather the nonstop eating, drinking, and fucking to the point of ruin.

Basically everyone was so busy with pleasure that the rest of the aspects of life no longer mattered to them. this was both a spiritual disaster and a very literal one for people outside the city who depended on it for goods and services.

so the two stories that Christians hold as anti gay evidence can be summed up in two parts:

- Pedophilia is fucking evil.

- You can't be selfish and just party all the time because then your community will fall apart.

So yeah we have never seen gay stuff as bad and neither did your homie Jesus.

also. We have words in Hebrew for several different genders and many scholars believe that King David was gay.

Peace out, fuckos.

[humorstar]

Perfect gift ideas! Which one would you choose? 

by prank.gift.boxes (IG)

[gothhabiba]

I love downloading pdfs. it’s like ok this is mine now

[aawesomepenguin]

CHECK OUT THESE PHOTOS FROM THE PRODUCTION OF THE SONIC MOVIE! These are the Sonic stand-ins that were used in the filming as a reference for the actors so they would know at what spot Sonic would be.

[croxovergoddess]

They should release the version of sonic where he looks like this

And call it a horror movie

[blogging-phelddagrif]

[wickedcriminal]

Me, relaxing in the Woods™️: ah, yes, Nature, Water, Sunlight. Many Things that are Green. Peaceful. Beautiful. I could stay here forever.

One (1) mosquitoe: 👁👄👁

Me, packing up my things: I suppose all good things must come to an end

[blankdem]

What about the ghosts tho

[wickedcriminal]

Oh you mean the homies

[libraford]

[nuka-rockit]

[willforeverbemine]

Black people do not have to be exceptional for their right to life!!!!

Repeat after me:

Black people do not have to be exceptional for their right to life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[willforeverbemine]

This hardly has any notes but can I just say that non black people and white people you can in fact reblog this, thanks x

[hucowgoddess]

I’d encourage non black people and white people to reblog this so we at least know ya’ll understand and that we’re on the same page.Thanks.

[bralemons]

“george floyd wasn’t a saint!” perhaps he wasn’t, bitch!!! he still did not deserve to die!!!! 

[youeitherskateoryoudie-deactiva]

i hate when ur in public somewhere and something goes mildly wrong/something inconvenient happens and the nearest baby boomer tries to get you to complain with them

[blueeyeddoll-deactivated2017041]

what does this even mean

[youeitherskateoryoudie-deactiva]

EXAMPLE:

you are in line at mcdonalds. its really busy and the employees are overwhelmed. it’s taking a long time. you are minding your own business. the old man in line next to you says to you, “boy, this is absolutely ridiculous, isn’t it? these kids working just dont know what they’re doing. Or they just dont care…” you awkwardly nod and take a step to the side

[gallusrostromegalus]

This has probably been said a million times before but:  Defend the employees.

Really, you’re never going to see Karen from Stubenville again in your life, so side-eye her real good and say:

“It’s not thier fault they’re understaffed. Having worked retail before, they’d love to have another three or five people back there helping out.  But since the whole ‘downsizing’ craze of the ninties, companies try to get as much out of thier employees as possible without regard for thier welfare, or the effect on service.  You should really get on McD’s website and complain about the chronic understaffing and tell them you’re willing to pay more elsewhere for better service.  They LISTEN to people like you.”

People love to complain, especially entitled people.  The good news is that they’re easily redirected with mild praise and a shiny new target.  Butter the elders and aim them at the bourgoise.

[antique-scarecrow]

aim them at the bourgeoisie

[guinevereslancelot]

tired: villain redeemed through the power of romantic love

wired: villain redeemed through the power of accidentally adopting a child

[gif87a-com]

[whothebuckisfuckybruh-deactivat]

me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:

[fuzipenguin]

I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.

[foreverabrokenfighter]

The slip stitch (or invisible stitch) was created to hide seams and later used by surgeons.

My cousin is a surgeon and was sewing something and used that stitch and then froze and said “Wait this isn’t a person.”

Grandma said “We used it first keep going.”

[justcatposts]

The Holy Belly 

(via)

[lyrslair]

The ritual is now complete.

[hollowboobtheory]

the avatar state

[talesfromtreatment]

Milk drunk

[talesfromtreatment]

Different day, still drunk.

[talesfromtreatment]

To-day, too drunk

[talesfromtreatment]

I'm beginning to think he just simply doesn't have any dignity.

[talesfromtreatment]

Drunk with family.

[talesfromtreatment]

19 days drunk

Also drunk beans

[talesfromtreatment]

Druuuunk. And only 20 days old. For shame.

[talesfromtreatment]

21 days old. That's old enough to drink, right?

[talesfromtreatment]

Success! Dunk again!

[talesfromtreatment]

25 days old now.

[talesfromtreatment]

31 says old, drunk on a quarter cup of formula (60mls, an entire bottle).

[alex--blue]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I accidentally spent too much time in a room with a heap of dry ice in the middle. I didn’t follow safety precautions and my left arm and leg got stuck to the ice and started turning blue.

When I woke up those limbs were not covered up by my blanket, and also my brain is a dramatic bitch.