Ah, Swords, Nature's Knives

Avatar credits to starblatinum.tumblr.com Kelly — 24

[mantisdepot]

they are best friends

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

getting fired from my position as the emperor’s food tester because I keep taking too large of bites

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

“all clear my liege it appears to be safe”

“it appears to be fucking gone you mean”

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

[goth-princess-gwennie]

They evolved to handle different prey. the larger crusher claw cracks open ahrder prey like a molar tooth, whilst the smaller pincer claw rips apart soft prey similar to an incisor tooth.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

theyre lobsided

[goth-princess-gwennie]

oh I see! yay!

[silentauroriamthereal]

[castratedvader]

what is your opinion on butch female construction workers who go home and write shitty "feminist" sex-positive retellings of hades and persephone in their free time? if such a woman were to exist i guess it would just cancel out lol..... thoughts on this ?

but if a mouse said this about a kia sorento

[castratedvader]

im literally in tears if such a woman existed id make her stop writing shitty novels with the power of my pussy. period.

[charl0ttan]

the skill of going "jesus i just dont fucking care" and scrolling on

[beemovieerotica]

"why is my mental health so bad" -> oh yeah I haven't gazed fondly at a large body of water in a month

[kosmogrl]

[fruityyamenrunner]

u don't think about T being near the end of the alphabet, but it is. TUVWXYZ. T and U are the last holdouts against those monsters.

[maureen-corpse]

One thing they don’t tell you about sewing is that it is actually ironing

[marzipanandminutiae]

And math

[unreformedcarrots]

[bakchantka]

Ever since I was a little girl I’ve loved information

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

[shamebats]

[foodffs]

White Cheddar Mac and Cheese (Panera Copycat)

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

[francisforever2014]

good bones by maggie smith saturday . give it up for good bones by maggie smith saturday

[onlinebeast]

Taking the red hats off of half a dozen gnomes and loading them carefully, tearfully, into a revolver.

[onlinebeast]

Please could you gnomes just hold the fuck still- wait

Where’s the sixth one

[snowing-in-cyberspace]

runs away as fast as fuckign possible coughing and and hacking and wheezing and crying