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I'm watching you

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[simplyjustfucked]

[counterpick-me-irl]

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

[woolay]

New set up

[gaycop]

Ut

[woolay]

Not what it says.

[stegosnoreus]

Turned 40 at some point... 🫨

[darlingsterns]

i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave” 

[darlingsterns]

at one point during the deal the professor turned to the woman selling it and he said “isn’t this just the most beautiful rubens you’ve ever seen outside of a museum?” (because the fbi had told him earlier that this piece had been stolen from a museum) and THEN he said “where on earth did you get it from?” and the group of people the woman had with her was like taxidermy-fox.png but the woman was like “inheritance” can you IMAGINE the fbi agent about to have a fucking aneurysm when this random guy you’ve brought in just to nod if it’s the right painting not only starts giving an impromptu lecture but then he asks how they got it

[h1king33k]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B4Zm-Aa74Y&t=2613s

[drek-odradek-deactivated2022031]

omg BLESS YOU for the link and the time stamp that was as glorious as described by the OP

[bythestardoggedmoon]

Y’all failed to mention that HE posted the video HIMSELF and liked every single comment oh my god

[nitghowl1600]

Ok but if you keep watching, the FBI agent asks the professor how sure he is that the painting was the real deal and the professors says “I have two sons. I often wonder where they really came from. I don’t wonder where this painting comes from.”

[killerchickadee]

He fucked Rubens himself.

[teathattast]

[wormothythejester]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

american right wingers use the term "suicidal empathy" on reddit a lot and i've now read the origin of the phrase. if you are blissfully unaware, "suicidal empathy" refers to compassion for vulnerable and marginalized demographics supposedly leading to the collapse of society. however, what the US is actually seeing is closer to the complete opposite of everything these right wingers are arguing--AKA the imperial boomerang. while there is no epidemic of people being too empathetic, there is one of dehumanization, and you can easily argue the latter is actually detrimental to society using real life examples instead of what could hypothetically happen in your alternate universe where zohran mamdani is a communist revolutionary. now i've got nothing against hypothesizing but when literally none of your arguments--NONE--can acknowledge material reality, it's time to start asking questions

[stegosnoreus]

Just felt like transcribing these bars for fun 🔥🔥😼

[zubatts]

the new hyper beam animation is crazy, sylveon fucking killed him

[redphionix]

don’t piss off tgirls

[the-carnival-of-time]

=^.^=

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

It's not r*pe, it's rape. It's not su*cide, it's suicide. Not unalive, dead. The backbone needs to be reintroduced en masse because softening the blow of these concepts with advertising language does absolutely nothing but allow people unaffected by them to feel not even a sting of what they can do, prompting inaction.

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

And it's been proven that on certain websites, you don't even face a repercussion for using the words as they are. People just started censoring themselves because they feared the potential lack of views and likes and followers which is so nasty itself.

[its-the-blob]

I attended an anti-suicide seminar in college. One of the big takeaways from it was that stigmatizing suicide increases the rate of suicide, because people who are feeling suicidal feel like they can't ask for help. Every time I see babytalk garbage like 'unalive', I think of that.

[ralfmaximus]

Use the real words. Words have power, and they matter.

[meowmorials]

2004

[darkandstormyart]

just another monday

[novahazard24]

get your medals everyone

[k-eke]

Thicc crocodile passing on your timeline🐊

[userfish]

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

[no-sleep-for-the-dreamer]

i am forcibly removed from the zoo

[kus3m0n0]