i eat cheetos with chopsticks

vee (they/he/it) - 25 - when i die my holographic charizard only has a 2% drop rate

[kristina100000]

just had a random feeling that everything will be awesomesauce

[flowerbleedme]

touches U in a very weird but non sexual way

[flowerbleedme]

[teaboot]

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

[dontwannabeaphyrexianidiot]

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[druidshollow]

someone will post something i agree with and I'll be like "yeah I'll reblog" then therell be a reblog from the poster like "YOU CAN REBLOG THIS BTW. YOU HAVE TO REBLOG THIS BTW" and then i wont

[kushblazer666]

[daco-showman]

I fucking hate the elf forums fuck my life

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

fuck 4chan

fuck twitter

fuck reddit

fuck tumblr

and fuck you

[nintengu]

[pending-trans-action-2]

And brother?

I hurt people

[pixelartpeach]

E—m—d—a—s—h—N—e—c—k—l—a—c—e

[pixelartpeach]

Y—o—u—P—e—o—p—l—e—W—i—l—l—R—e—b—l—o—g—A—n—y—t—h—i—n—g

[seven-oh-four]

needs an em-dash at the beginning and/or end, otherwise the first or last letters will be right next to each other

[pixelartpeach]

϶—O—h—T—r—u—e—ϵ

(added clasps)

[pancake-blogging]

϶—F—r—i—e—n—d—s—h—i—p—B—r—a—c—e—l—e—t—ϵ

[too-many-blorbos]

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

[bees-official]

Cursed amulet necklace that doesnt have a cursed amulet its just the phrase cursed amulet

[sentientballofpeas]

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—(¤)—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

[pixelartpeach]

϶—T÷h÷a÷t÷s÷A÷G÷o÷o—d—P o

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[romanceyourdemons]

rip to the guy who posted his very expensive yixing teapot to r/tea, only for the comments to be not compliments on his taste as he expected, but instead GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY and I SHOULD CALL HER. he then crossposted it to r/gongfutea, which is ordinarily more dignified and self-serious, but was it? was it?? of course not, because this is reddit, and this was the teapot

[rainydaymay]

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

[fairycosmos]

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

[paranormal-taters]

hang on i need to review my entire post history from all time and make sure i haven't said anything embarrassing

[paranormal-taters]

awful news guys

[kitkenk]

(sweating nervously) (opening a private browser window) (whipping my head around to make sure nobody is watching) (shakily typing into my search bar) bunnies playing

[vampiregirlestrogen]

hey. i heard what the devil on your shoulder just told you to do to me. pervert.

[seriousjones]

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

[yarking]

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

[storytruths]

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top