i eat cheetos with chopsticks

vee (they/he/fae) - 25 - when i die my holographic charizard only has a 2% drop rate

[kristina100000]

just had a random feeling that everything will be awesomesauce

[lordgolden]

oh god I got a picture of the moon you tumblr bitches are gonna LOVE

[lordgolden]

LOOK AT HER!!!! CRESCENT MOON DURING A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET!!!! SHE’S BISEXUAL!!!!!!

[colourpickedpride]

The Bisexual and Transgender pride flags colour picked from literally the most beautiful image of the moon ever

[charl0ttan]

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

[pnglove]

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Simon and gar phone call

[boccher]

sleep is the stupidest fucking bullshit to ever exist

[bannertanks]

[ghosthierophant]

[karatekamania]

the nsfw ban on Tumblr is temporarily lifted every time you scroll your for you tab at work

[drtrinitysantos]

the enemy of my enemy is also my enemy I fucking hate that guy

[plaguedocboi]

I remember when I was younger, anytime I watched a movie where the characters have to kill a scary monster/alien, I always thought the act of killing it was intended to be part of the horror. Like there’s this amazing creature that we’ve never seen before, and maybe under different circumstances we could’ve coexisted with it, but it’s trying to attack you and you have to defend yourself, but by destroying it you also destroy the ability to ever understand it and that’s sad and is supposed to make you feel conflicted.

It was not until well into my adulthood that I realized most people do not have complicated feelings about movies where people have to kill a scary alien monster, nor is that necessarily meant to be part of the narrative (unless it very obviously is). They just want the scary thing to die because it’s scary. I don’t have a real conclusion to this I just started thinking about it for some reason.

[lokh1]

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

[twirlingfreckles]

The thing about being a tumblrina is that you provide such valuable contributions to the broader internet ecosystem and you get zero compensation for that. They should be giving us airline miles

[memento-meliora]

forced to say “it’s okay!” Instead of throwing a fucking chair at their head

[wateredwizard]

Why does your post have lingerie on

[memento-meliora]

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[un-monstre]

You would think that Disco Elysium is a sequel to Rhythm Heaven. But it's not that

[bgm05]

[mtsodie]

genuinely so obsessed with this twitter post

[cali]

Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy me: not true Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform me: thats right