When Mysterio put on Tonyās glasses:
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When Mysterio put on Tonyās glasses:
Me before the mid credit scene
Me after the mid credit scene
captain marvel arriving to help the avengers: iām carol danvers, you can just call me captain
steve:
B I GĀ M O O D
iām literally in HYSTERICS over this righr nowhdjahkshdjshsjs
Oh Iām an asshole.
So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.
So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. Thatās fine. Itās harmless, and I donāt know whatās going on in this womanās life. Iāll give her the benefit of the doubt sheās not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.
But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.
Now I go from āindifferentā to āIām gonna fuck with this womanās head.ā Now I would say Iām a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course Iām not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. Thatās shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.
Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like Iām studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of āoccultyā jewelry Iām wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.
She stops, wide-eyed.
āWHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?ā
I chuckled, and shake my head. āNothing at all.ā I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. āBut every time something bad happens to you today, youāre gonna be thinking of me.ā
Then I winked at her, and walked away.
The French Netflix uploaded this on twitterā¦ā¦.
this is by far the most powerful thing Iāve seen since Trump won and everyone needs to see this
This boy
Youāre doing amazing, sweetie.
this is amazing
I did not think I was a John Mayer fanā¦until I saw this.
action movie about a guy who pretends to be a hitman and does the wholeĀ ā25% up front and the rest when the job is doneā thing but then just keeps the down payment, doesnāt kill anybody, and stops responding to the clientās calls, knowing that they canāt sue him for breach of contract without confessing to trying to hire a hitman. problem is now a lot of people who are comfortable with the concept of paying someone to kill someone else are mad at him
none of his former clients know his real identity, due to him using a fresh fake for each con, so he decides that his only hope of making it out of this mess unscathed is to land the inevitable contract for his own assassination and fake his own death. thus begins his deadly race against the clock and against other actual bounty hunters, former clients, and a smoldering ex lover, whom he must betray, persuade or kill. darknet: the catfish bounty
Someone make a movie please.
Just send me 25% of the funding up front and the rest when I deliver the completed movie. Iāve got a kickstarter and
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Hulk got his eyebrows threaded..new hairā¦nose jobā¦contour kitā¦go off miss thang
hangin out the passenger side of his best friendās ride trying to holla at me
I think the most Gemini thing my dad has ever done is one year he threw himself a reverse surprise party for the sheer drama of it. What is a reverse surprise party? you may ask, well let me tell you. So he invites over all his friends and family and then in the middle of dinner he stands up and announces that itās not a regular dinner, it is in fact, his birthday dinner (his exact words were āSurprise! ā¦. itās my Birthdayā) cue everyone looking panicked, because oh god I donāt have a gift, I donāt even have a card, but my father, wine glass still in hand assures them not to worry and reveals a pile of presents he got for himself and wrapped for everyone to pick one and give it to him as their gift. And honestly? My father is such a legend.
NO SURVIVORS
Some people never get out of high school