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i really love that Yen, who didn’t see how Geralt spoke to Jaskier at the end of s1 bc she’d already noped right off, heard Jaskier belting burn butcher burn just once and instantly recognized it for the rage breakup song it is
What should've happened (insp)
Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp being down for, like, the 4th time this year, while this hellsite keeps running jerkily but inexorably since the start of time
Tumblr doesn’t get cyber attacks for the same reason that my house in college didn’t get robbed. We had an old couch in the front yard which clearly announced to the world, “THERE IS NOTHING OF VALUE HERE.”
sign on Tumblr’s front door:
THIS IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR
let me end the sex scene discourse right here and now: sex scenes are not allowed when im watching tv with my parents in the room but sex scenes are allowed when im watching tv alone - i hope this clears it up
This is what the fae do inside mushroom circles when the moon is at its peak.
There is something so nice about Irish dancing
I DO IRISH DANCE BUT THAT'S JUST CRAZY GOOD LIKE IT'S SO PRECISE AND IN SYNC DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW HARD THAT IS????
shoutout to kakashi for being instantly able to recognize obito when his mask got destroyed because 13 year old obito and 31 year old obito look nothing alike to me and if i were kakashi (thank god i am not) i would immediately assume he was just some random uchiha survivor that also managed to snag obito’s sharingan from his body under the rocks
PLEASE
This is the funniest tweet I’ve ever seen.
Dude, you can’t just post this without showing what that guy casually described as “a plate of fish and chips”
How much of a twat do you have to be to have fish and chips that looks like this
Where’s the gravy for the chips
never mind the gravy i only count 7 fucking chips, posh twat got ripped off whatever he paid for it lmao
Also what small fish is that
Is that the house of commons symbol on the sodding plate?
Aye we paid for this
Genuinely disgraceful that we had to pay for that sorry excuse of a meal
Or to feed that disgrace of a meatsack
MPs are allowed to claim £25 a night for food if staying away from home. A kid on free school meals gets £2.30.
Listen I’m American and there’s only one (1) fish and chips place in a 50 mile radius of my location so I’m not exactly an expert on what fish and chips look like but I am telling you that if you served that to me and called it fish and chips I would murder you I am so sorry to every British person whose taxes paid for that abomination
Silver: Flint is my mad god of the sea and I can't help but follow him in horror and fascination as he kills us all. He conjures his tortured mind onto us. His rage shapes the weather and our fates. He has trapped my mind in the grip of his words like all the weaker willed men I once toyed with and there is nothing I can do to stop this spell and curse he weaves around us. What can one man do against a being with power such as this?
Billy, so so fucking tired of this melodramatic gay existential crisis: PLEASE. Please just drink some water
I do not remember liking this, but clearly past me has good taste
I’m experiencing such joy thinking about how excited youd get when you hear the sound of hooves coming down your street - it’s the post!! It’s coming!!
Like an icecream truck response but for mail
“I do declare, I have me here a parcel for ya.”
Give them sticks so we can give them doughnuts again when they pass by! Don’t half-ass this resurrection of the pony express! I want drive by (horse by?) doughnut offerings!
Me: Babe, you’re so funny!
My Boyfriend Who Sees All of Time Simultaneously : We have 1429 days before your tragic premature death. You will betray my trust three times before that happens, but I forgive you.
Me: Awww, that’s sweet of you!
insp.
6 hour long fight at this year’s Tolkien Historical Society Conference about whether Middle Earth has bees, before I reminded everyone that the Rohirrim had mead halls, which means they had honey, which means there’s bees. Everyone sighed and the conference continued. This is the life of a Tolkien scholar.
It’s what he would have wanted
op why did you wait six hours
OP deciding to wait
Look academics are like toddlers, you got to let them tire themselves out a little first before you can expect rational thought when they’re worked up about something. Drop mead halls to soon in the discussion and they’ll just start arguing if there might be a form of mead made without honey, or if mead is just the closest English equivalent to what Rohan had.
Hello? Beorn and his bees? Like, it’s talked about!
Jeez next time I’ve gotta go over there and yell too.
Look. You can’t tell me that Tolkien would not be thrilled by people arguing over something he’s already given them the answer too. It just means he gets to fuck off from the one lecture he actually bothered to give this semester early.
Fuck. You’re right. His ghost is probably there smoking a pipe and just LOVING it.
alright here's today's controversial post. a good amount of you on here will be like "english was my favorite subject 😍😍😍" and then reblog posts like "here is why sex scenes CAN'T have symbolism" and "stop consuming media with toxic characters" like okay so what were you doing in your english classes then. cause it apparently wasn't learning or analyzing. i'm pretty sure it was doodling pictures of eyes.
to the "op i'm actually NOT a native english speaker, so my 'english classes' didn't have literary analysis" people in the notes
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Earth’s Best Defender, a summary. God bless him.
A relationship should be 50/50. We flirt, we roast.
