Object Permanence

And other myths and legends

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[catchymemes]

[feraligatr]

[wlwriot]

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

[wlwriot]

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

[wlwriot]

I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”

AFRAID OF WHAT??

[boopednose]

She entered the Home of Phobia and wasn’t even scared

[pissvortex]

king

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Pokeball Artwork made by Jonathanjo

[mezzodical]

sometimes someone isn’t “toxic,” they’re just “abrasive.” or “mutagenic” or “highly flammable,” and you should always check their material safety data sheet to be sure

[mezzodical]

tag yourself i’m harmful irritant

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I could start posting here again

[nedsseveredhead]

Zagreus: Father, whilst I was ransacking your realm, I came across a peculiar shade by the name of Bophades...

Hades: HMMM.... I DO NOT RECALL THIS NAME BOY. WHO IS THIS BOPHADES?

Zagreus: Bofa deez nuts you miserable old man!

Hades: TSCH.... SUCH DISRESPECT FROM MY OWN KIN.... THE LIKES OF WHICH I HAVE NOT SEEN SINCE UPDOG.

Zagreus: Updog? What’s updog?

Zagreus:

[hawkellion]

[illbeartheburdenofyourhatred]

things on my mind this week

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i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea

[retrogamingblog2]

Pokemon MarioKart Pins made by BaineVisuals

[thejakelikesonions]

The compass will also not tell you to buy my book, but you should buy my book.

[end0skeletal-undead]

Hold still. This creature was recorded going 2,569 days without moving.

Salamanders play the long game, with many species living surprisingly long lives. But among these enduring amphibians, there is one outlier – the olm, also known as the proteus.

It has been well documented that these small white cave-dwelling salamanders can live well into their hundreds, but scientists have now gained new insight into the creatures’ glacial pace of life.

In a study which makes sloths look recklessly hyperactive, divers documenting the movements of olms in Herzegovinian caves found that over a decade, individuals tended to move less than 10 metres in total.

However, one extraordinarily inert individual was found not to have bothered moving once in over seven years.

Olms have no predators, are highly resistant to starvation – able to go without food for several years – are blind and live in complete darkness underground and underwater.

They are apparently only compelled to move in order to mate, which they do on average around once every 12.5 years.

In the caves in which they dwell food is typically scarce, but when they are able, olms feed on small crustaceans such as small shrimps, snails and occasionally insects.

Read the full article here.

Photo credit here via Getty

[blackpyrefly]

*wakes up after 12.5 years* oh god i have to fuck

[iwilleatyourenglish]

this is how my boyfriend asks me to stream dark souls iii for him

[iwilleatyourenglish]

he is

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sspeedwagonfoundation]

100 day is a Thing in Korea cuz we weren’t sure if a baby would survive that long back in the days and when they did we celebrated

[teaboot]

He looks regal and confused and I look up to that.

[tommyswiseau]

[wereralph]

I remember Brennan saying “laws are just structured threats made by the ruling socioeconomic class” during an episode of D20 and we truly just had to stan immediately