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My two favourite clowns
Ahh i didnt realize yesterday that there were 2 episodes out. So back at this!! And the recap mentions brian which mean my all time fav conspiracy theorist brian is back i can't wait
Omg the gas thing that sweet old man who just wanted to check in on his neighbour is dead??? Wack
Damn how many dead friends does luke have?? I can't keep track
Damn luke going through it. I feel like setting off an alarm in the fbi building so u can crash out in the elevator is bad? Plz luke baby penelope can help u with whatever this is
Is it bad? Its weird
So unintentionally funny lmao. Weird really is the right term
Also random aside but im gonna keep beating this dead horse I LOVE GREY BOSS LADY PRENTISS
omg henry's into true crime lmaooooo
BRIAN LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF BRIAN
Omg lmao detour to voit congratulating rebecca and tara i hate that he's growing on me
I didnt know you could see ptsd on the physical brain that is an interesting fact
Omg icepick lobotomy. Lobotomy gotta be one of the craziest medical things we have ever done as humans
OMG I CANT BELIEVE THEY SHOWED THAT ON THE TV. LOBOTOMY IN 4K
Are u allowed to be on podcasts while in prison? Like irl has that ever happened?
I NEED A GARVEZ SCENE PLZ I NEED LUKE CRYING IN PENELOPE'S ARMS
Is he crashing out bc his dog died? Bc i will also crash out if roxy is dead but lowkey framing it like its a fellow (human) veteran is kinda funny
Wait wtf lobotomy vic 1 is still alive?????????????????
Omg stop no he isnt saying kimberly he's saying kill me this is so fucked my god who writes this shit
The betterhelp jab is hilarious
Insulting the true crime podcast junkies on an episode of criminal minds is funny tho lmao its that spiderman meme were they're pointing at each other
Not emily and brian with the shots 😂😂
Oh roxy oh my god the dog has termimal cancer what the fuck why would they do this hasnt this team suffered enough hasn't luke suffered enough plz penelope hold him
ROXY IS HIS EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DOG??? IM GONNA KMS THIS IS SO SAD
Damn roxy was 15 years old
Hello friends! Criminal minds season 19 episode 1!! Of course i'm back this crazy mess has me by the balls unfortunately.
So if you're new to criminal minds this season because connor storrie, welcome. If you've also been on this truly cursed journey for 20 years, welcome back.
Omg opening case crazy. I cannot think of any situation where a woman, even one with a dude, would pull over in the dark in a forest to pee outside after an aggressive driver just fucked with her?? In a place with no service??
Also gotta say again, rossi needs to be retired he is too old this is elder abuse
This show also lowkey makes me scared of single family american houses. Like i'm gonna have to make sure mine is solid stone walls, steel door, bullet proof windows
Its sorta interesting the spectre rossi's books have had on this show for its entire run. Like within the universe of the show those books have done SO much harm. They genuinely haunt him and haunt this universe. Its an interesting question to pose to true crime that criminal minds hasn't answered in 19 seasons.
JJ moving 🥺🥺🥺 henry going to college is crazy wtf how has it been that long. Also passage of time is crazy. S1 JJ had chubby little cheeks and looked 12 years old and now her character is what 50?
Damn this griffin dude is still alive?? I thought he was dead lmao. His chances are not looking good tho lmao.
Omg griffin is getting burried alive and they are holding MULTIPLE HOSTAGES ALIVE
Plz i need garvez to happen this is 80% of why i'm still here
Is this a generational murder situation? These guys arent old enough to have been doing murder 30 years ago
Lmao voit haunted by subconscious rossi just like rossi haunted last seasons by subconscious voit loooool
Omg luke has a little grey streak 🥵 they're all so hot and old
The unsub is the og victim's child omg.
TWINS
AND MURDER DAD IS DYING
Oh my fucking god no no nope
Oh oh oh voit. He was also raised by a murderous father figure
Wow the hammer throwback to when those 3 soccer girls had to kill each other with hammers
As always the tech magic is a little too magical
I love when prentiss ragebaits people.
Final thought on this episode - horrific, terror inducing, the unnecessary paranoia criminal minds and true crime has brought to suburban white blonde woman will never be rectified and i will be tuning in next week
Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there's an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.
My joints currently hurt bc i went from a life of not enough movement to too much movement. This humam body is a fleshy prison
If you really think about it criminal minds makes a strong case for abolition. How many episodes show an unsub becoming an unsub due to trauma while incarcerated? Moving further into actual abolition theory, abolition is about creating systems in the community to prevent people from doing crime before it happens right? I'd say in like 90% of crimimal minds cases an unsub wouldn't be an unsub if they had access to mental health support or if their parents had mental health support or if the foster care system was better funded or if we had stronger poverty alleviation or literally anything but the carceral system.
Idk just a random thought. By delving so deeply into the unsubs backstories the show actually makes a pretty compelling case for redirecting some of that private jet money into idk community mental health workers, addiction support, and child and family services.
HEATED RIVALRY 1x05 "I'll Believe in Anything"
I cried
Hey so josh hutcherson and jennifer lawrence are basically how old peeta and katniss would be when they had kids so im gonna be counting on a sweet epilogue/cameo of them and woody harrelson being a lovely family together to drag me out of the pits of depression this movie with launch in us all in to
I'm gonna pretend that my tumblr post singlehandedly made this happen
a man being shoved into plexiglass by another player and then smash cutting to him getting fucked by the same guy. this show is fulfilling fantasies for me that i didn’t even know existed
railed in every sense of the word
It upsets me that we dont get this kind of vibrant colour in tv anymore. Like isnt this pretty??? And isnt it fun to have grisly murfer against this backdrop??
Elle Greenaway 1.19 | Machismo
She was too hot
Kim Ji Hoon as “Denver” Netflix’s Money Heist: Korea - Joint Economic Area (2022)
This man was so fine in money heist someone send me the gif of his ass
“you just think you’re better than people for not shopping on temu” yes i do because i am
“you think you’re better than people because you don’t use chatgpt” oh boy
AND IM TIRED OF PRETENDING I DONT THINK IM BETTER
"Friend" is an AI wearable device designed to provide "companionship + emotional support"— i.e replace human friendships. Its literally an AI chatbot that you wear around your neck. "Friend" just paid for the largest ad campaign in NYC subway history
And Every. Single. Poster was vandalised, it literally looks like some of the most beautiful art you have ever seen
NYC win! I love seeing people here vandalizing subway ads!
Anti absolutely everything about "friend" like also in nyc too??? There are literally 15m real people to become friends with
A new coworker was talking about his experiences at college and how he couldn't wait to graduate. He asked me if I had been to college, so I said a little yeah, never got any sort of degree, but if college was free I'd go for the rest of my life.
He seemed shocked. "Why would you do that to yourself, wouldn't you get sick of it?", he asked. I was shocked that he was sort of protesting it? He continued: wouldn't you get sick of doing the same thing over and over again. I tried to counter that by saying I'd be learning things I only wanted to learn, but in the end he was all "that's bizarre to want to college for forever." Idk maybe this is a bit of an age gap sort of deal?
Tl;dr this isn't a gotcha/would you rather with a penalty. It's free and you can take whatever classes you want.
If the college of your choosing was free and you can take any classes you could, would you go for the rest of your life?
Yes, and I was born pre 2000
Yes, and I'm Gen Z/Alpha born post 2001
No, and I was born pre 2000
No, and I'm Gen Z/Alpha born post 2001
Nuance/am already big wrinkly brain smart 🤓
This is literally my dream retirement plan. I'm either getting a retirement phd or a retirement 5 more bachelor degrees
location sharing in modern relationships is so bizarre to me. like I get having find my iPhone on or whatever but if my S/O texts me some bullshit like “why is your location saying you’ve been at 337 South Front Street for 30 minutes?” I am considering them a hostile entity. we are no longer dating. you are like a slasher in a horror film to me now. you do not need to be up my ass like that. checking a loved one’s location should be a last resort if you can’t contact them and you have reason to worry. then again, I’m one of the few souls alive who refuses to turn on read receipts or text back in a timely manner. very much a call me if it’s important, be patient if it’s not kind of person.
Not to be like fearmongering or like old man yells at cloud but I feel like young people especially have normalized a genuinely frightening level of surveillance in their lives. People are getting too willing to trade freedom for security and its contributing to this descent into fascism we see most especially in the US. Your location is tracked everywhere you go by your mom and your boyfriend and a random array of friends. Every second you spend in public is under the watchful eye of not only cctv but also every single person with a smartphone recording a public tiktok. You joke that mark zuckerberg and the nsa are reading all your texts and listening to all your calls (they could if they wanted to). The surveillance state gets more powerful every day and sure a lot of it is being forced on us. But a lot of people are also welcoming it into your life under the mask of safety.
you recognize them just from their titles jj? interesting
No bc how does JJ know they're steamy 🧐
I think it would be so very lovely if criminal minds evolution continued Emily's "never had the real thing" arc by making her come to terms with her queerness and comphet at 50
Like, that would be great representation, and a completely logical character arc for her. It could even help her settle more happily in her unit chief role, because with the realisation of comphet comes the personal dismantling of your ingrained patriarchal standards, the intentional rewiring of your own need for approval and your own self-esteem
Plus, queerness would probably feel liberating to her, considering how she grew up having to fit the idea her mother had for her. I mean, we know she had a tough teenage years because she felt desperate to feel accepted, that she got pregnant because of it. If all of the resentment for her parents and education collided with her queer awakening, I think it would be a spectacular character development.