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“how long has it been?”

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."

you're not truly playing d&d until you've been at that table for 5 hours and somebody's ass hurts, while another player is shitting out the takeout pizza you ordered, and somebody's taken off their sweater mid combat because of the pit sweat

#d&d #d&d memes #dungeons and dragons #d&d campaign #every session #and somebody's boss is texting them about a fuck up at work

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*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

average d&d elf player: here's the second version of the 800 page psychological profile on my character, now with APA standard citing and relevant sources

average d&d goblin player: how many consonants can i physically fit in this name before it sounds too Polish

#d&d #d&d memes #dungeons and dragons #ttrpg #d&d character #d&d oc #d&d 5e #and the human players are like #this is Darryl #he has a mortgage

in high school i had a huge crush on this girl who was more emo than i was back then, in a much cooler way. one time during recess she asked me about my favourite singer/band and i naturally said "panic" and i guess it was noisy, she misheard me even though i repeated myself. anyways long story short she thought i said "tupac" and the next day she brought me a hastily drawn tupac portrait with the words "never forget" written on it

#tupac #rip tupac #gay #lesbian #storytime #average lesbian experience #shit happens

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post-transition, trans women turn into greek muses and trans men turn into like... teachers...

#lgbt memes #trans #transgender #professors keith and evan at your disposal

the three nightmares of every DM ever: 20 charisma bard, any druid multiclass, and the wizard who stops casting fireball

#d&d #d&d memes #dungeons and dragons #bard players #i cast fireball #well i don't cast fireball #what do you mean you want to rage as a bear?#forever dm #boutta make every npc level 20

d&d parties usually consist of: strong woman, convicted criminal, most beautiful person alive, horny™, orphan

#d&d memes #d&d #dnd #dnd character #dungeons and dragons #ttrpg #one of these tries to fuck the dragon

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Drew one of my absolute favorite possum pics.

d&d has three types of characters

Type A: Books are for nerds, I'm waging war.

Type B: War is for nerds, I'm reading a book.

Type C: I do not know what a book is but I just killed three guys with it.

#d&d #d&d character #d&d oc #dungeons and dragons #d&d memes #type 4 is the orphan #the pen is mightier than the sword

a dhl driver just catcalled me and said wanna see my package? no bro i want to get my fucking package delivered it's been two weeks and the mania is about to hit again