“how long has it been?”
cherry valley forever
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Keni
$LAYYYTER
Today's Document
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Claire Keane

Kaledo Art
Monterey Bay Aquarium

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
i don't do bad sauce passes
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@stereocaster
“how long has it been?”
opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."
you're not truly playing d&d until you've been at that table for 5 hours and somebody's ass hurts, while another player is shitting out the takeout pizza you ordered, and somebody's taken off their sweater mid combat because of the pit sweat
*Scrolls past*
*reluctant sigh*
*scrolls back up*
*rebogs*
average d&d elf player: here's the second version of the 800 page psychological profile on my character, now with APA standard citing and relevant sources
average d&d goblin player: how many consonants can i physically fit in this name before it sounds too Polish
in high school i had a huge crush on this girl who was more emo than i was back then, in a much cooler way. one time during recess she asked me about my favourite singer/band and i naturally said "panic" and i guess it was noisy, she misheard me even though i repeated myself. anyways long story short she thought i said "tupac" and the next day she brought me a hastily drawn tupac portrait with the words "never forget" written on it
post-transition, trans women turn into greek muses and trans men turn into like... teachers...
the three nightmares of every DM ever: 20 charisma bard, any druid multiclass, and the wizard who stops casting fireball
d&d parties usually consist of: strong woman, convicted criminal, most beautiful person alive, horny™, orphan
Drew one of my absolute favorite possum pics.
d&d has three types of characters
Type A: Books are for nerds, I'm waging war.
Type B: War is for nerds, I'm reading a book.
Type C: I do not know what a book is but I just killed three guys with it.
a dhl driver just catcalled me and said wanna see my package? no bro i want to get my fucking package delivered it's been two weeks and the mania is about to hit again
I was originally LGBT, but I upgraded to the premium version LGBTQ+ to get rid of the ads
Cute partner nicknames
The One
gay sex
Manhattan project
disease
• honsey
gay girls can only have 2 out of these three skills (scientifically tested theory)
- good relationship with mother
- great in bed
- good spatial perception
if you happen to possess all three the government will be notified you need to be shot on site