-smells like tuna
-pan sexual but sucks at making stir fry
-too damn handsome
-big juicy ass that sits on my lap sometimes and crushes my legs
-when he sits on my lap his tail knocks off my glasses, breaks my nose, murders my family, and slams me into the fourth dimension
-really handsome
-really fucking good father to our child
-incredibly ripped and also tall
-tight hugs
-would drown me given the opportunity
-keeps bringing up vORE WITH ME
-furry
-eats the ramen flavor packet then crunches the fuckin’ noodles separately???
-big ass eyebrows
-no lips to kiss him on
-did I say he was handsome? sorry I mean he’s GORGEOUS.