Spontaneous Tacocat

Chase or Kraken - they/them - early 30s Here, queer, and really ready for a nap

[queerpyratess]

i went on photography adventures today and

as it should be

[peacozy]

Locked in? No. Im tucked in. Goodnight

[berkeleygirl3]

[playwrongs]

TTRPGs (pronounced "Titterpigs") were a popular form of group amusement in the early twenty-first century.

[fairycosmos]

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

[fairycosmos]

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

[magicratfingers]

a puzzle is just a problem thats seducing you

[insideininsideout]

[itsmisstutu]

The 8hr work day / 40hr work week is an infringement on our right to be human on earth

[doubleca5t]

I'm not necessarily rooting for the US in the world cup but I do think it would be funny if they made a deep run if only because I feel like, for countries that are actually good at international football, "You lost to the USAmericans" would make for god tier trash talk

[doubleca5t]

Imagine you're from a country where this sport is like a national civic religion and you lose to a bunch of dork ass losers who call it soccer. There's no coming back from that

[doubleca5t]

I thought the USMNT making a deep run and embarrassing some European teams in the process would be the funniest outcome for them in the World Cup but Trump using FIFA's limitless appetite for corruption to get a red card overturned for their game against Belgium only for them to completely embarrass themselves, play way worse than usual and lose by 3 goals is SO much funnier holy shit that's incredible

[targetedknowledge]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I still like the term parental unit that we used to use as a joke in middle school and high school. Did everyone else do that or was it just a my social circles thing?

Anyways telling the kids to go collect their parental units at the end of an event is a) funny b) gender neutral and c) just refers to the person currently doing your parenting

Also if you’re on joking terms with your parents “greetings, child” “greetings, parental unit” is a top tier greeting. Makes you sound like robot aliens.

[mintypineapple]

Literally the name of the group chat with my parents.

[ethically-sourced-pizza]

[ruinedchildhood]

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[gramarye]

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

[briwhosaysni]

To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless

No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to

It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!

And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade

[swarnpert]

shirt that says "i dug through the ditches and burned through the witches and slammed in the back of my dragula for THIS?"

[thememedaddy]

[theirisianprincess]

Ah yes. My favorite baseball team.

✨✨Fuckers✨✨✨

[kaban-bang]

GO FUCKERS!!!!

[mothman-etd]

I love how they also have a Fuckers hat