Spontaneous Tacocat

Chase or Kraken - they/them - early 30s Here, queer, and really ready for a nap

[queerpyratess]

i went on photography adventures today and

as it should be

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

[hecatea]

this is worst than finding out from a castiel meme

[futchlings]

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

[wizardarchetypes]

i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

[deadpowol]

[naamahdarling]

I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.

[therantygeek]

Leverage: A Short Summary

[lordmogatron]

May I?

[gnar-slabdash]

YOU MAY

[lemecestmoi]

Choose one

[inthefallofasparrow]

[clumsypuppy]

what rhe fuck

[clumsypuppy]

oh my bad. continue

[adobe-outdesign]

[vamplire]

vampires that show their ruthless side when it comes to protecting those they love have me nodding my head like yup that’s the good shit right there

[hustlerose]

dj multiple orgasms wants to keep the vibe going

[tall]

[capacity2]

I’m literally always saying this. U have to kill yourself to just look like some guy in a shirt

[theblackparadeisdead]

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Denier

[animentality]

[shittymoviedetails]

In Avengers: Endgame, there is a graphic sex scene between Scarlet Witch and Captain Marvel. This is a subtle nod to the fact that I torrented the wrong movie.

[3rabbit]

i don’t understand “pushing 30” like that is so stupid. why am i pushing 30 away? fuck that, i am pulling 30. i love her, i want her tongue in my mouth

[melissaduck]

I'd be the most problematic love interest in a fictional story because I'd be openly polyamorous and would fall in love with the protagonist AND the antagonist and would beg them both to be my mutual partners. And they would HATE being forced to put up with each other. Meanwhile, I'm gushing over the fact they're FORCED to spend time together for MY sake. Maybe I can even trick them into kissing.

I would be a force of slutty, slutty chaos! It would be glorious!