[innerchildabortionclinic]

no one knows if watching a new tv show is possible

[salamispots]

wobbly cat wip; cat body is made from yarn I spun :'D

[chateauofmymind]

slaughterhouse-five, kurt vonnegut

[cheddar-baby]

[franticfledermaus]

[cheddar-baby]

Yes, yes! all according to my nefarious plan

[thememedaddy]

[goldensunset]

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

[gogtopia]

seeing a black cat is actually good luck because then you get to see a cat

[whollyunnecessary]

[sofuton]

[redstonedust]

i need crossword puzzles to stop giving me sports clues. dont ask me about football stars and nba championships and baseball team names. im the kind of nerd who chooses to do crossword puzzles why would you expect this of me. cruel and unusual.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

[corporaloretsev]

"The fog of vampiric love, is that a thing for you, Louis?"

[innerchildabortionclinic]

it probably feels kind of good to get forcibly shut down as a frozen computer

[homunculus-argument]

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[daisywords]

the plot chickens (becomes scared of its own premise)

[sobcat]

[artwheat]

this animal