I, am Steve. Steve Cobs.

CEO of Meeple.Inc. Where "The Future is so Yesterday." MeAskbox: 428

[pear-wigglers-llc]

Can you do Steve Cobs from Inanimate Insanity?

Steve cobs has been sent to The Pear Wiggler

[steve-stevecobs]

the sleeple corporation

Not what it’s called!

[the---third---sanctuary-deactiv]

"hey guys"

"STEEPLE CORPORATION"

"NOT WHAT IT'S CALLED"

[the---third---sanctuary-deactiv]

oh wait actually

"SLEEPLE CORPORATION"

[steve-stevecobs]

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@themoonsgrave

With the way you’re all treating me, I’ll take anyone. Sure.

[steve-stevecobs]

"Ooohh another Cobs! I should kill you too like i killed mine and take over your company again! Oohhh it's gonna be so much fun! Did it once i can do it now! Just gotta aim for the head annndd the chest again."

- @ask-villain-balloon

[steve-stevecobs]

Since poppy was one of the kernals that came out of you does that mean they're technically YOUR child?

You GOTTA pay child support dude you can't be a dead beat dad😔

“You can’t be a dead beat dad!” I’m literally dead. I am a dead man. Deceased! Gone! Dead!!

[ballpoint-p3n]

So,, What you're saying is,, You ditched them while they were in the ground?

[steve-stevecobs]

They were a kernel!

I was already burnt on the ground when they “popped” off of me.

[steve-stevecobs]

Since poppy was one of the kernals that came out of you does that mean they're technically YOUR child?

You GOTTA pay child support dude you can't be a dead beat dad😔

“You can’t be a dead beat dad!” I’m literally dead. I am a dead man. Deceased! Gone! Dead!!

[steve-stevecobs]

You should read this trust

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64045462

I cried.

Fantastic writing, great execution. Overall a beautiful story of true sadness and despair.

[steve-stevecobs]

hiiii Stephan!

That is not how you spell my name, and you know it.

[steve-stevecobs]

steven lee paul cobs

That’s me! Your favorite Steve!

[steve-stevecobs]

BRING MEPAD BACK!

Hmm… Give me a minute to consider this.

No.

[poppythepopcorn]

I prefer you over Cobs. :3

YAYYY

[steve-stevecobs]

How dare you.

[steve-stevecobs]

These are all very good additions to the page, thank you.

[steve-stevecobs]

What’s your favorite Vocaloid? Or UTAU if you don’t listen to Vocaloid.

I don’t listen to “Vocaloid” or “UTAU?” What?

[steve-stevecobs]

i think someone has already asked this but is it steven or stephen?

Steven, thank you.

I have an odd feeling that people will start to call me Stephen now. Don’t do that.

[steve-stevecobs]

the sleeple corporation

Not what it’s called!

[steve-stevecobs]

cobs, what would happen if the eggs hatched and you became a parent instantly

Smash them with hammers. No hesitation.

[steve-stevecobs]

it is pride month, cobs.

you know what that means

Do you want me to make gay MeProducts? What?