Twisted Nerve

If you find yourself in this blog, then you must be really bored. But don't worry, I'm funny. Sometimes.

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Pros&Cons

of living alone

Pros: Alone

Cons: Living

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Pros & Cons

of preparing food

Pros: food

Cons: preparing

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there was a time when black and white is beautiful...

[spoclcers-archive]

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thou better moveth

[haillhydras-deactivated20141216]

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why did you do this to me!? I am not ready for emotional torture this morning.

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Am I the Only One...

who sings Bohemian Rhapsody, including second voice, back-ups, the piano, guitars, bass and drums?

[pet-corner]

Baby jaguar and a baby panther snuggling – what can be cuter? Visit our pet site!

[steve-yotes-jr]

baby jaguar: “we’re not doing anything bad. really.

baby panther: “come on Felina, we’re busted. quit denying.

[shezasag]

???????????????????

[duchessreturns]

He looks like he died 2 years ago???

[steve-yotes-jr]

Died? He even got past death. He is like an immortal god, but aging.

[poems-and-words]

[poems-and-words]

Book of the day: Night Road by Kristin Hannah

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[steve-yotes-jr]

When I’m insulting you...

it is either I’m already comfortable with you and I am letting you to be part of my life or I really really hate you. 

it’s for you to decide.

there’s no in between.

[steve-yotes-jr]

i dont kow about you, but this may be the best invention ever!

[jedavu]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Aliens don’t exists will be “the world is flat” of the future.

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aliens don’t exist may be the “Sun revolves around the Earth” of the future, too.

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no one — and nothing — teaches karate better than this

[zabreneva]

Schrodinger’s Nap: where you are both too tired to do things and awake enough to not fall asleep so you just lie in bed with your eyes closed suffering.

[thulium]

Add to this a layer of guilt that you really should be doing something, but fuck it, it’s too hot anyway.

[thedaddycomplex]

I’d laugh, but I’m too tired. Not sleepy-tired, but just tired.

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or you’re too tired to eat but too hungry to sleep

[thewisdom]

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Sometimes we are so focused on what we need, we forgot who we really are...

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The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. 

George Will