The Royal We

Girl, 20-something, awkward, ordained, fannish. Occasionally I have reactions to things I'm watching/reading. This is my blog thing. It is mostly things that make me happy or things that make me sad. There really is no in between.

[milfsisyphus]

if you’re the dead wife and i’m the dead wife then who’s looking back at the gates of the underworld????

[cryptotheism]

Listen I am highly critical of psychology as a science and an industry, but it is usually better than going to see an actual wizard.

[cryptotheism]

Maybe it's just because I live in LA, but I have in fact met people who say shit like "Therapy doesn't work, that's why I pay out of pocket to see the druid."

[dantedwards]

Isn't the druid just a dispensary?

[abandonedography]

Abandoned Pier. 

Birnbeck Pier, Birnbeck Island, UK. 

[birdsareblooming]

For the love of god stop

[realshinjiikari]

[90frogsinatrenchcoat]

this is the funniest thing I've ever seen and I need to share it with the masses

@xenasaur @santas-jolly-backhand-of-chaos

[a-teacup-of-golden-cracks]

YEAAAAAA ITS COCK PASTA TIME BITCHES

[literatureisdying]

if this post gets 20k by christmas eve then i’ll post not one, but TWO of my songs on here as a lil christmas present.

do your worst.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

[doomsdaydicecascader]

the longer i am online the more i am realizing that homestuck is an inkblot test for literally everything under the fucking sun. homestuck is about marxism! homestuck is about how bec noir killing mom and dad was a sex metaphor! homestuck is about how the demiurge is evil and the only way to truly be happy is to escape the material plane of the story! homestuck is about a man who hates his stupid hat! homestuck can be about whatever the FUCK you want it to be about, if you look hard enough

[orbswizard]

it goes the other way too; once youve read homestuck you see it everywhere. baking aisle in the grocery store? homestuck. diners drive ins and dines is on the tv when you walk downstairs? homestuck. some kid offers you a pack of gushers in exchange for your service as a bodyguard? homestuck. dont even get me started on seeing animals or fucking zodiac signs or even just WORDS 

[vivaciousarcanist]

at this point homestuck is just the heart of the internet in the sense that it both takes in and puts out a massive amount of cultureal influence

[phlebasthebroenician]

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

[headspace-hotel]

whenever you have problems with writing and worldbuilding for stories, just remember COCK

C- Does it have Creatures?

O- Does it Offend the church?

C-Is it Completely unhinged?

K- Does it Kick ass?

[unwastelandunbaby]

idk I think maybe 2000s/10s feminism talked too much about “unrealistic beauty standards for women” that people forgot “beauty standards for women” is already fucked up

[ofrabjousnight]

[guildenstern]

they removed icons???????????????????????

[aromanticduck]

Catholics looking around a protestant church

[miiilowo]

tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes

[miiilowo]

the curse of being on this website is knowing that shit like cottagecore and dark academia and the obsession with mushrooms and whatnot started on this godforsaken platform and not tiktok

[feralfens]

the mushroom thing started with a fucking shitpost where it ends with "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" "im not fucking scared of you!"

"op what does this mean" "decay is an extant form of life"

I KID YOU NOT

[great-and-small]

Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

[therealstephenking]

girl mutuals who want to kiss and eat cunt & so forth should be paid by the state to go see each other

[therealstephenking]

WRONG BLOG

[everythingfox]

(via)

[doublism]

genius lyrics is like one of my favorite websites because i think the annotators on there are among the most boldly stupid people in the world and i also love how they write annotations like they're explaining it to someone who was born yesterday

[fluorescentbrains]

people who talk about “sex toy addiction” are legitimately brain poisoned. even if we concede that porn addiction is a real thing (and it doesn’t look like there’s much scientific evidence for it, but i’ll concede it’s a complicated issue) the idea of being “addicted” to a sex toy is absurd. “but isn’t it pathological to rely on a device to be able to orgasm” there’s a whole field of study on why some people (mostly women) have difficulty reaching climax lmao there’s like a million possible reasons why someone might need/want help from a toy. personally my hand just gets tired. but more to the point, who give a shit. the “addiction” is completely harmless. the only people who get mad about sex toys are men who feel emasculated at the concept of a women preferring a vibrator to his dick and TERFs who think putting anything phallic near your bits is gender treason