c'est la vie

Some Void, Mostly Birb

[ryebreadgf]

how did you learn to write well?

well first you have to be a very sad child

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[dailycatsblog]

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[pirategf]

weirded out by homes with no pets. like where is your creature

[dogpuppy]

[sacred-portal]

[cargopantsman]

[nojamnojelly]

[clementiens]

[joomju]

Reblog so she lives forever.

[terminusverge]

20 years. If this gets posted and we all survive for another 20…things might be alright.

[lookshylily]

GNU random doggo

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[nosimpincurly]

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

[felixfeliccis]

Preach I guess

[felixfeliccis]

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD

[fatsexybitch]

[nick-nonya]

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[chilewithcarnage]

when the treat you treated yourself to is mid

[demento-mori]

eating would be fine if it was only a recreational activity. instead, its a horrible sisiphean nightmare and you need to do it every day without fail on threat of pain and death

[kinuko]

Why did she say that

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

Sleeping like shit is soooo cool because the next day you get to feel like you have a disease