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i hate when you wake up early by accident and then donât go back to sleep right away & your body is like âoh weâre up? time to get up?â and then you get hungry. like bro no way dude turn that back off. iâm not up yet
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Rebecca talking about White Diamond in the end of an era book is. so interesting
@ All the people that complain that White Diamond was âdefeated by a comebackâ
See now THIS is valid "boys will be boys"
Did You Know: if you get to the airport early enough in the morning, you can look through the big windows and watch them shovel oats and alfalfa into big troughs for the planes
I know it looks cute, but the airplanes only line up for food when their enclosure isnât enriching enough.
that might be true of smaller airports where the planes spend more time on the ground, but at large international airports, the planes get tons of enrichment from socializing with one another and lots of exercise flying, so itâs actually fine that their enclosures arenât much more than a space for them to rest.
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when u think about it of course marvel had to ruin 2012!bruce banner. because they introduced this brilliant humble and empathetic man who was anti military with a wicked sense of biting sarcasm. who was so against the hulk being used in warfare that heâd rather live off the grid in calcutta wearing a dirty suit & with very little money to his name. who was hunted and lied to by thaddeus ross & the us government, and threatened to be put into a cage and experimented on, whose body was going to be used for destruction, to the point that he tried to kill himself. so he learned to control the hulk. to control his anger. who was distrustful, and rightly so. who realized his trust had been taken advantage of yet again when he saw the cage on the helicarrier, and still stayed to help. who rode thru nyc on a vespa to the battle, and revealed that his secret wasnât that he was dangerous bc he had no control over the hulk, but bc he did. of course they had to ruin him. how could they let a character like that exist? how could they get a character like that to agree to be apart of a govt task force of soldiers & fighters, when his hands were made to help not harm?
say that!!!!!
itâs been said before but the fact this site used to let you edit other peopleâs posts is beyond unhinged. the potential for slander was next level, you really could just edit the body of posts that werenât even your own and itâd look like the OP said it. just casually spread misinformation via reblog, the original post being lost to time. john green cock monologue. sayonara you weeaboo shits. they gave us way too much power. can you imagine if a website let you do that today? people would lose their fucking minds. sure, on twitter you can impersonate anybody, but you have to make your own tweets. they would never let you edit other peopleâs tweets! thatâs stupid! itâs literally the worst feature any social media site could ever have! if it ever happened somewhere else, it would be by accident and fixed immediately! but on old school tumblr? yeah, you could edit someoneâs childhood fear from vampires to danny devito, and we all just had to live like that for years. INSANE.
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I bought the wizard game because all the troons were making a big fuss about it. jk rowling did nothing wrong.
Okay look, I need you to take a step back from yourself and your in-group and really see that message, because to a normal person it's nonsensical. I acknowledge that you are trying to insult me, but it's not hitting the mark because "troon" just sounds like something a scifi character would use as currency. This is like when incels were calling women "femoids" like that's supposed to mean something. Get better writers.
Hi that last line is beautiful, I need to show it to everyone
i wanted to share maybe the funniest thing ive ever read with you guys
Okay I found the thread and some of these are pretty good lmao
She married the rock, paper, scissors guy. She had a baby with him. This man who canât understand RPS got married and had a baby.
And somehow Iâm still single.
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ok im done posting neural blender but this one is really really really fucking funny. why is he so small
If you live and vote in California, I hope by now you've heard that there is an election happening on September 14th. You may have even gotten your ballot in the mail already.
An election? In September? Yes. A stupid one.
You see, some Republicans got Big Mad at Governor Gavin Newsom when he made the decision to lockdown the state last year at the beginning of the pandemic. They decided to start a petition to remove (recall) him from office. California's state constitution allows voters to remove the governor via recall election if they get enough signatures.
How many signatures, you ask? 12% of the total votes cast in the previous election for the office of the person being recalled, or in this case, 1.5 million.
Yeah. That's all. Out of a state of nearly 40 million people. A state that is the 5th largest economy in the world.
Just 1.5 million people need to sign an official recall petition for a statewide vote to remove the governor from office.
(If you didn't know, a recall election is how California got Arnold Schwarzenegger for governor in 2003.)
If a simple majority (50% + 1 vote) of voters choose YES on their ballots, Gavin Newsom will be removed from office and whomever of the 46 candidates on the ballot gets more votes than anyone else (not even a majority vote, just more than the other candidates) will become California's new governor.
The current (as of today, August 20th) frontrunners are a very right-wing talk radio host named Larry Elder, and a real estate broker/YouTube personality named Kevin Paffrath. Neither have what you would call "political experience."
(Caitlin Jenner is also running. Just in case you were wondering.)
How do you get on a recall ballot in California? To replace the governor, the highest office in the state? Well, you need to complete the arduous task of forking over about $4000 and getting 7500 signatures of real Californians saying they back you as a candidate.
Yeah. That's all.
Oh, and just having this election is costing CA taxpayers over $250 million dollars.
So what's at stake if Newsom gets recalled?
Majority control of the US Senate.
You see, Senator Dianne Feinstein is 88 years old this year. She's been Senator since 1992. If she falls too ill to continue her duties, if she resigns, if she dies while in office, California does not hold a Senatorial election.
The governor appoints a replacement.
This is how we got our current junior Senator, Alex Padilla, after Kamala Harris was inaugurated as Vice President.
Let me say that again.
The governor appoints a replacement Senator if Dianne Feinstein cannot complete her term.
If enough people vote to recall Gavin Newsom, and a Republican, or Libertarian, or, let's be honest, any inexperienced wet sack that can be bought off by the highest bidder, takes his place, they will very possibly appoint a Republican Senator to replace Dianne Feinstein and put that fuckface Mitch McConnell back in control of the US Senate.
So please, please, if you're a Californian, make sure you're registered to vote, get your ballot, and vote NO on this stupid waste of money recall election.
The 12 questions that help explain the historical, political and logistical forces behind the effort to recall Gov. Gavin Newsom of Californ
More info:
www.sfgate.com/gavin-newsom-recall/amp/Gavin-Newsom-recall-poll-support-Elder-Paffrath-16390077.php
Voter guide:
https://www.kqed.org/recall
And more: https://www.latimes.com/opinion/story/2021-08-18/vote-recall-election
"78 percent of registered Republicans said they were âvery interestedâ in voting in the recall, while only 47 percent of registered Democrats said the same. And while Newsom could theoretically take comfort in that 57 percent approval rating in the CBS News poll, that figure wonât help him unless people vote who donât seem particularly inclined to." https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2021/08/california-recall-election-newsom-ballot-mess.amp
Wow, this post has really taken off! Well done everyone!
One week to go!
Please keep sharing it because it's not too late to vote, even if you missed the August 30th registration deadline. California allows same-day registration if you vote in person!
More info here from the CA Secretary of State: Same-day registration and conditional voting
Do you live in California? Are you 18 or older? Are you not registered to vote? Click that link^^ and follow the instructions to make sure you can VOTE NO ON THE RECALL on September 14th.
Not sure if you're registered to vote in California? Check your status here: Voter Status
Once again, "If you miss(ed) the deadline to register to vote 15 days before an election, you still have an opportunity to register and vote. You can go to your county election office, vote center, or polling place on or before Election Day to complete the conditional voter registration process (often referred to as âSame Day Voter Registrationâ). You will have to fill out a voter registration card and will be given a ballot. Once county elections officials have verified your voter registration, your vote will be counted." (Source)
And as if you need any further motivation, here's what leading Republican candidate Larry Elder has had to say lately:
Slave owners should've gotten reparations because their "property" was taken from them.
Abortion is "murder" and Roe v Wade is "one of the worst decisions the Supreme Court has ever handed down."
COVID vaccine and mask mandates in California would be repealed if he becomes governor.
Employers should be able to discriminate against women for having children. Oh, and he's been accused by his former fiancée of abusive behavior.
Please continue sharing this until September 14th if it comes across your dash. And if you live in California and are eligible to vote, please vote NO on the recall.
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i canât begin to express how much this series means to me.
so iâll just say thank you â
The conflict between Ruby and Aquamarine in âBluebirdâ repeats the message we got in âBeach City Driftâ, and from the whole Malachite fiasco.
Hate is really bad for fusions.
Steven IS a fusion.
It sure would be a shame :) if all the issues heâs been having :) started to manifest as self-loathing :)