oh. that's odd. you're reading this.

sorry there isn't anything cool here.

[stevesaidby]

Growing up so fast I don't know if I can get a ride to be there in the car or two

[dogpuppy]

Me when my asshole itches and I’m on the moon

[theonion]

[stevesaidby]

Every so often the cheese in my pocket vibrates, but then refuses to tell me why. I suspect it to be involved in a plot to take my life, but it's tough to be sure.

[catchymemes]

[stevesaidby]

I send all my posts via telegraph.

[stevesaidby]

Why did I think these are Pokemon names?

[stevesaidby]

i would like a nap with no alarms, no "wake up and feed me"a, no "well, this lawn won't mow itself"s, no boundaries. I wish to eep the yawning chasm of forever wrapped in my comfy coma inducer blanket. I don't think that's too much to ask.

[queer-cosette]

A cartoonist's review of AI art - The Oatmeal

This is a comic about AI art.

Hey I think you guys should read this. It's a very well-thought-out take on AI-generated art and the people who use it.

[stevesaidby]

Wait. You guys have mutuals?

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chaifootsteps]

#Please little bird

[meriwetherwrites]

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

[nightguardmod]

It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo

[the-haiku-bot]

It’s a win win. I

get a bit of hope, you get

a cute birb photo

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[stevesaidby]

I was jealous of Timmy next door's dog, and Sally across the street's handful of cats, but everyone envied Little Sauron's hordes of orcs and trolls.

[queer-as-city-folk]

You have this post till midnight September 1st 2025, you may do whatever you like with it, but afterwards reblogs will be turned off

[redstonedust]

the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.

[stevesaidby]

What if there was some sort of celestial being that had diarrhea so bad its anus prolapsed with such force that they were essentially turned inside out, a vaguely orbish marble orbiting the star that gave it the runs? And what if those innards were blue and green and brown? Perhaps a cocoon while the being convalesces, and then a massive volcanic eruption happens and the space behemoth is renewed, hungry.

So anyway, I've been thinking about the Yellowstone caldera a bunch. What're you up to

[onlytiktoks]

[hilarioushitshq]

Not Karl..