Victor of Angels

Victor Torres, expert of all things monsterhunting related.

[feldfrog]

Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes. In my stomach. I swallowed some dice

[sj-notsoagent]

My girl Sara 🧡

Ft. Victor ( @stfu-hauntedghosts ) and Arthur ( @arthur-vigil )

[stfu-hauntedghosts]

Victor do you have any spare trackers??? I need it for a client, I’ll give you 20 bucks

If I did I wouldn’t give them to you.

[arthur-vigil]

It's for Sara's stakeoutttttttt pleaseeeeee??? 🙏🙏🙏

[sj-notsoagent]

Vickyyyyy please 🙏 🙏 🙏

[stfu-hauntedghosts]

………….*no*

[aw-dag]

You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.

[aw-dag]

some idiot with a dumb ghost-hunting name who joined the Cause because they love the paranormal: oh fuck oh shit this is really scary guys I’m having second thoughts

me, who knows that if we run away I have to apply to like, a real actual Jobbe again: wakey wakey demons it’s this or retail so guess who’s got nothing to lose

[meret118]

[stfu-hauntedghosts]

Victor do you have any spare trackers??? I need it for a client, I’ll give you 20 bucks

If I did I wouldn’t give them to you.

[korrgoth-the-vile]

THEY CALL ME THE GREAT CLOWN PAGLIACCI BECAUSE MY THERAPIST TELLS PEOPLE TO WATCH ME

[sj-notsoagent]

Our city of mist gang!

The grumpy one is Vicky and belongs to @stfu-hauntedghosts

The blonde one is Pagliacci and belongs to @korrgoth-the-vile

The dude with pink ish hair is Carver and belongs to @kry-oth

The guy with blue hair is Arthur and belongs to @arthur-vigil

And the one with glasses isn’t character Sara

[arthur-vigil]

Arty can you help me stalk a guy?

Of course! Who do you have in mind my dearest friend?

[sj-notsoagent]

Vicky’s shitty ex

[stfu-hauntedghosts]

Sara you canNOT go after— which one?

[sj-notsoagent]

Mandy

[stfu-hauntedghosts]

Oh god do NOT remind me of her. We all make bad decisions in high school.

[arthur-vigil]

Arty can you help me stalk a guy?

Of course! Who do you have in mind my dearest friend?

[sj-notsoagent]

Vicky’s shitty ex

[stfu-hauntedghosts]

Sara you canNOT go after— which one?

[stfu-hauntedghosts]

Is a fourteen hour workday reasonable? asking for a friend

It ABSOLUTELY is NOT. Sara you have to quit your evil job.

[sj-notsoagent]

Nope 🧡

[stfu-hauntedghosts]

YES

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[stfu-hauntedghosts]

Is a fourteen hour workday reasonable? asking for a friend

It ABSOLUTELY is NOT. Sara you have to quit your evil job.

[stfu-hauntedghosts]

VICKYYHYYYHHGGYYYGY

[fond sigh] Hello Sara.

[arthur-vigil]

Arthur why the fuck are you always in the forest when *I'm* in the forest?

-Victor

It’s a free forest?? I’m allowed to go outside- matter of fact why are *you* always in the forest when *I* am? 🤨

[stfu-hauntedghosts]

I’m in the forest first 90% of the time, don’t start this again, and *you’re* the one who actually ran into *me* this time!

[stfu-hauntedghosts]

@arthur-vigil you have to stop appearing behind buildings, I keep fucking spotting you.

[arthur-vigil]

I was just chilling bro, not everything's about you 😐

[stfu-hauntedghosts]

Arthur. You are a stalker.

[arthur-vigil]

That 👆 is irrelevant

[stfu-hauntedghosts]

No???

[arthur-vigil]

NOT CLICKBAIT??!!?! VICKY TORRES IS A FRUIT??? @kry-oth ?? EXPLAIN?????

[stfu-hauntedghosts]

WHOA—

WHAT THE FUCK—

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE, ARTHUR?!!!

[arthur-vigil]

Saw these losers arguing in some random alley LMAO

[stfu-hauntedghosts]

Hey it’s not my fault Carvour was being a fucking idiot! [muttering angrily] Just couldn’t agree to my fucking plan…