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every time i watch some piece of media about how abused children need to put in the work to understand their poor put upon parents i think about the scene in the asoue netflix show where klaus is told his shitty boss had a terrible childhood and says "i'm having a very terrible childhood right now". like damn gottem pack it up we can stop doing this narrative in film and literature now
the for you page thinks I'm a gnome
Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny reinterpret this cartoon first published in German magazine Lustige Blätter in 1932:
getting characters into world-endingly intense codependent queerplatonic relationships is literally what life is all about. it is literally what we were put here on this earth to do
Sorry to talk about Harry Potter again but when it comes to the slave race that Rowling put in her books, she said she based the house elves off of brownies. You know, those creatures in British folklore that clean your house for you because they like doing it and are offended if you try to pay them?
Why not just put brownies in your story then? Almost identical effect without all the slavery.
If you wanna make the Malfoys look worse just idk maybe they put a spell on Dobby to bind him to their house and he can’t leave unless the malfoys break the rules and they’re bad to him but don’t technically try to break the rules until Harry tricks them into paying dobby with some clothes.
There. Problem solved. You can have hundreds of brownies living at hogwarts even. And when Hermione misinterprets their situation and tries to thank them and start paying them the brownies start getting offended and leaving and this causes an actual problem for the school. Much easier to make a subplot about not listening to the people that you’re trying to help.
Just another way you realize as an adult that these books weren’t really thought through very well.
I love it when folks get the "-ist" and "-est" suffixes mixed up. Like, I'm fully prepared to believe that you're medieval, but medievalest? That's a bold claim!
#that character is NOT your 'specialist princess' unless you can tell me right now what they specialize in (via @jennynext)
I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.
Made this in 10 minutes but you see the vision, statement
I think there's a lot of unneccessary stigmas, at least in Western cultures, around aging. And not even passing into seniority or becoming elderly. Like, people ard weirded out about being in their thirties. Huh?? I've gotten the same statement-slash-questions from slightly younger friends eeevery birthday of mine for the last couple years, "whoa, that's scary," or "doesn't that scare you? Doesn't getting a year older scare you?"
And like... no?? I'm a whole year more mature and adult-looking and feeling than I've ever been?? I've experienced more than I ever have up to this point and less than I ever will beyond this point? All I have in front of and behind me is life??
I'm sooo excited to be in my mid 30s. I can't WAIT to be 50-something. I'm gonna make a grreat 70-year-old person. I wish it would come faster!
And oouu, but you're one year closer to dying, oooo, whatEVER! Let yourself be older. It is LITERALLY one of the things that you CANNOT avoid doing. So be proud of it.
I keep seeing posts with Simon from Iron Lung and Grace from Project Hail Mary in situations together, and I always just assumed it was cause yaoi in space is cool and these two guys are the most recent space guys to put in a yaoi, but it just occured to me that they're actually in wildly similar situations contextually!!
Yeah, they're both guys in space, whatever whatever, but also! Grace is in a universe in which the stars are dying. And he's gotta figure out how to stop it. Simon is in a universe in which THE STARS ARE DEAD!! And he's gotta figure out why!! They were both sent on this mission against their will, they both end up being willing to sacrifice themselves, and yeah, they're both guys in space.
Basically, I just realized that a ship/AU that I thought was just cause handsome guys in space is actually cause reasons. And that's pretty cool!
Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that
INCREDIBLE response
Janus
This still fucking cracks me up
Having an oven is like having a big toaster oven that can fit casseroles and turkeys in it :)
the problem millennials + older have with trying to understand the 67 meme is that they keep trying to compare it to past funny numbers.
listen. 67 is not 69. it's not 420, or 21, or 42.
it's E.
you remember this shit?
it's this. 67 is E.
I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job. There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept. The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.
Even in the house it was LOUD. Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval. You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off. It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.
At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks. People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.
One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit. It did. Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that. People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.
That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days
you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question
But then you wouldnt have known about the moose
but what about Bouba's delivery service