Banana

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the reason I have trust issues.

[babyanimalgifs]

[stick-men-art]

fbi agent: want to work for the fbi

me: ok but can i work in the xfiles department

fbi agent: there is no xfiles department

me: i gotcha

me: [winks]

fbi agent:

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

The Year 2028

Pokemon Go has rid the world of obesity. Everyone knows everyone in their neighbourhoods. Loneliness is an archaic concept. All national borders have been erased so players can search for pokemon unrestricted. There is no war. There is no suffering. The planet is finally at peace. 

[thecatsmustbecrazy]

[fireb0y]

He fat

[sillysurgeon-deactivated23423-d]

leave him the fuck alone!!

[intensional]

mom: did u know drinking too much water can kill u

me, with finals week approaching: *starts chugging* 

[cnxbdjshehdhdhdh-deactivated201]

teacher: any questions, class?

me: ya what the fuck

[stick-men-art]

I should really quit smoking

[kaliforhnia]

It’s seems we’re always missing someone we shouldn’t be missing.

[angelictrauma]

im hot

H ard to love O bnoxious T errible

[three-hunna]

[ludaprilgate]

[teenagedream]

[sexysloucher666-deactivated2017]

[justlyrics]

[melisica]

[stability]

do you ever just decide someone is the greatest person ever after having one small positive interaction with them? Like I could have a 3 minute conversation with someone and then someone will be like do you know jessica? and I’ll be like yaaaas my bitch jess I’d die for her meanwhile jessicas probably like who tf is that

[minimum-wage-models-deactivated]

[kushandwizdom]

Need