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maggie | 26 | she/they | mostly heated rivalry with some aftg, raven cycle, and capri | I play in the rpf sandbox but there’s no tinhatting here | i follow from betterhomesandhozie

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[v11chel]

Sweaty in the sun

[shaneausten]

[swagsmeister]

a very happy hr season 2 filming day to all who celebrate

[blond-shell]

WOR$T GIRL IN OTTAWA

[lavenderprose]

Someone talk to me about how crazy the foreplay at the cottage must go because they have TIME. Shane was genuinely under the impression that foreplay was ten minutes TOPS, just some making out and usually mouth stuff. It must have rearranged his entire atomic structure the first time Ilya pulled him between his thighs on the couch and ran his palms up and down the inside of Shane's thighs and sucked soft kisses onto his neck and just murmured, "Shh," when Shane tried to escalate.

Consider Shane just going soft and buzzy and pliant as Ilya moves a hand over the bulge in his jeans, a brief and tender touch, and then draws his fingers up to Shane's stomach, which jumps as he laughs and moans.

"Don't you wanna fuck me, baby?" Shane finally mumbles when this has gone on for a while.

"Always," Ilya replies, like he's making a vow, and Shane shivers. "Let me turn you on, sweetheart."

"I am," Shane whines.

Ilya doesn't quite know how to explain to Shane that there are levels of arousal that can come from long moments, hours even, of touch. Arousal that builds from wandering hands and curious lips and whispered secrets. Sex that feels like summiting a mountain together rather than a race to the top. He thinks that Shane, with his yoga and his careful self-discipline would find it absolutely enthralling to discover that they can build something like that inside his body together.

Ilya doesn't have the words to explain these things, because some of them are desires so deep inside himself that he's only just uncovering them. So he kisses under Shane's ear, and lets him wiggle and whine, and draws his hands over his thighs again, over his clothes, keeping him warm and happy and tingling and floaty.

And he shows him.

[literaturebf]

tears in my eyes our shaney is coming back to us.. shaney is literally back today!!! hudson williams is annotating and improving his way through that script as we speak!! we have to live!!!!!

[shanesloverboy]

Connor Storrie with clowning friends via annoyingtwinkofficial (ig)

[thisfeebleheart]

#Ilya's happy place

[knownqueerbaiter]

there’s a really beautiful AU that exists in my head where shane is some sort of faceless technically-focused reviewer on youtube (like the lockpicking lawyer) and ilya is a dedicated viewer leaving increasingly horny comments about his hands and like, sending him expensive locks to pick on camera

[knownqueerbaiter]

HollanderUnlocks: Here’s my review of the Litelok X3 bike lock. It’s got its issues, but it’s strong enough for the average bike-rider.

rozzingoff: i have a handcuff lock u could help me out with ;))

HollanderUnlocks: Have you lost the key? If you are currently cuffed but able to reach your phone, I would recommend calling emergency services right away. If you are not currently cuffed: most handcuff locks are relatively simple to pick. I have some other videos on my channel where I discuss lockpicking for beginners, as well as an affiliate link where you can get a 10% discount off your first set of picks, if you don’t have any.

rozzingoff: if i were locked in them could you come save me ;)

HollanderUnlocks: I am not sure where you’re located, but if you’re in need of help, please dial your local emergency services as soon as possible.

[rozanovshane]

100% factual and scientific :)

more science and stuff :)

[handsywoman]

Ilya Rozanov and the love to overpronounce his p's

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[myshangel]

i know the in universe Shane Hollander Crashout compilations go soooo hard

[myshangel]

like . shane smashing his stick to pieces. shane dropping gloves . shane dissociating . shane sped up X2 arguing with a ref for soooo long . shane yelling over the boards . that's MY crashout king

[gaygoatshane]

good morning connor is using his russian accent as we speak

[gaygoatshane]

pretty boys with pretty chokers

[hotelstares]