I Left My Heart In Halloweentown

they/them, >30, perpetually going through a new fandom phase, header by https://www.betterthanember.com/

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)

3x10 - “And the Woman Clothed in Sun”

[sharkfiinn]

whatever go my little rainbow weird kid rock

[almondcroissantsandink]

I've seen this with Stratt and Grace but not Grace and Rocky lol

[tinylilhollander]

I need hollanov to have kids, if only to see them navigate being part of the PTA. You think they talk shit about people in the hockey world? It's nothing compared to the drama they get involved with on the PTA. Shane hates the PTA chair from day fucking one and it's his whole mission to replace her with someone who isn't a fucking bigot on an ego trip.

Ilya tries to be a little more careful. Sure he bitches about her over wine to Shane and some of their friends in the PTA, but the PTA chair's son is in the same class as their daughter, so even if they manage to oust her, they'll probably still have to deal with her for the whole time their daughter is at the school and is it worth the fucking headache that would be?

But then one day he and Shane get called to the school because their daughter was caught fighting with the PTA chair's son. And when they get the full story, it turns out the PTA prince had been bullying their daughter for having two dads. And PTA chair is adamant that her precious Caden would never bully. Sure, because of their religious beliefs, they don't condone Shane and Ilya's lifestyle, but their Caden would never use that as a reason to bully anyone.

And that's when Ilya sees fucking red. He's like "Oh so you just tell Caden that Rini's dads shouldn't be together because god says so and are now surprised that he would say that at school to our daughter? Do you even fucking know how children work? Have you read a single fucking parenting book? Well, in our house, our religion is hockey and in our religion, if someone talks shit you're allowed to punch them as hard as you want."

And okay, Rini still gets suspended, but so does Caden, and when news spreads of what happened, the PTA calls an emergency vote of no confidence. The PTA members all really want Shane to stand for chair, but he insists it should be one of their lovely mom friends who's been campaigning for stronger anti-bullying measures at the school. And from then on, even though neither of them are ever on the main committee, it becomes common knowledge that unless Shane and Ilya like you, you're never becoming PTA chair. They're that serious about protecting their kid.

[madeofstardust17]

You guys know that viral trend where girls showed their scary dogs and it evolved to be their scary looking boyfriends?

Svetlana and Rose make a TikTok where they're both walking in the street and the caption goes "when you've got scary boy friends privilege" and the camera cuts to Ilya and Shane walking a little ways behind them, totally oblivious, resting bitch faces on.

It goes viral immediately. Shane finds the comments thirsting over him absolutely mortifying, Ilya finds the whole thing hilarious.

[thebeeshaveknees]

Quark can't say Fuck because Fuck is a valid ferengi name and he doesn't know what cousin Fuck did to the hu-mons that they say his name with such vitriol but Quark is proud of him for it

[lovesicklobotomy]

[metal-autistic-coven]

Happy pride month to him

[stickerqueer]

Rules: shuffle your ‘on repeat’ playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag ten people 🎶

Thank you @vampywhitaker for the tag!!

I just chose my liked song playlist on Spotify and got a very… eclectic mix lmao

1. Carnivore - Bear Attack!

2. Godzilla 1.0 Godzilla Suite II - Naoki Sato

3. Boring! - Franki Kaneur

4. Funeral Bell - Phildel

5. Taivshral - Enji

6. I am Machine - Three Days Grace

7. Light the Fire, Stir the Cauldron - Polk County Pagan Market

8. Goodnight Goodnight- Maroon 5

9. Farewell Wanderlust - The Amazing Devil

10. Say My Name - Destiny’s Child

Tags: @noah-wyles @eggcompany @dionysiaproductions @that-weird-shit-in-my-brain @consolationblog @totally0random @aeternumregina @history-of-our-voids @put-your-whole-hatussy-in-it @my-castles-crumbling

[stickerqueer]

Watching Doctor Who with my dad and we just got to Martha’s season opener (Smith and Jones) and now I can’t help but wonder how the characters in The Pitt would react to suddenly being on the moon and an alien invasion.

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[assignedmale]

[caelestee]

bulbasaur says you’re valid no matter who you are!! 🏳️‍🌈

[milesphoenix]

I gasped so loudly

[catchymemes]

[giologyyart]

based on a post i saw on that letter app about how robby and dennis are like sun and moon on a eclipse, i couldn't stop thinking about it, uhhhh i love them so much!

[stickerqueer]

I love the little touch of Robby’s rainbow socks 😊

[yorgen-sh]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[toyboxcore]

hard times will pass.