I don’t owe anyone a single explanation
Genuinely baffled by people liking and reblogging this shitpost because I thought it’d be entirely unrelatable and borderline incomprehensible.
And yet here we are, 24 notes later. I am humbled. My thanks to those who also find themselves distracted from Mr Blobby at 4am because you suddenly remembered that Inspector Gadget is a himbo dilf.












