I Attempt To be Clever...

Matt. I'm in a band. We suck. But please like us. I complain about my life. You'll see lots of post of me talking about my music, my personal life and reblogging Scott Pilgrim, Firefly, Buffy, Doctor Who and Harry Potter stuff. And just about everything I like.

[thashanamcqueen]

[chelsea-doll]

Everyday.

[marvelousmatt]

Yes.

[wexler]

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

[kiss-deactivated20220315]

love me a girl with glasses. bring that blind ass here ma. no…over here smh

[stillclimbstrees]

Student: What’s up?

Professor: Everything but your grade.

[quietdistaste-deactivated201507]

[silvamonet]

[whitleyisa-deactivated20181209]

[heckatiee-deactivated20220122]

[englishmajorhumor]

[thashanamcqueen]

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

These are amazing — and shockingly accurate. Did you know there’s a “Bechdel test” for female scientist biographies?

Follow @the-future-now​

[distinguishedbaloney]

[bestrooftalkever]

dammit

[alwayssunnyquotes]

[ieatnostalgia]

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #1421:

most people don’t actually know what adult humans look like, so as the writer you’ll need to give them a helping hand

[stillclimbstrees]

Me, sipping a lemonade and watching my life go to shit: hoo boy I'm gonna have to deal with that some day

[stillclimbstrees]

Libertarian: Communism would be great in theory but people are too corrupt and self serving to handle it

Libertarian: that's why we should use a system that rewards greed and encourages exploitation

Libertarian: because people are too corrupt

Libertarian: this system should be completely unregulated and just allow people to do whatever horrible things they want as long as it gets them money

Libertarian: corruption ok???