rootin’ tootin’ and hootin’

hiiii

[databent]

hi. i really, really need everyone to see this gif of someones frog i just saw on reddit

[existennialmemes]

Not to sound like a decrepit, rambling corpse about it, but back in my day Word used to be a pre installed program that came with your computer, if you were running Windows.

No subscription. Just program.

On your computer. You got to use it forever and ever and never had to worry about it going away.

Because it was physically on your computer. As a program. That you actually owned. Not because you got it separately, but because it was a standard inclusion with your computer.

I'm sorry but I'll just never get over it. I remember when companies cared about their products being usable out of the box. I remember when our things belonged to us.

Old man shaking fist at cloud, wherein the cloud is the background of the Windows 98 logo.

[teaboot]

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

[teaboot]

Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D

[ceruleanheaven]

being on the internet for more than three minutes

[belbar74]

[zooophagous]

Pouring cocaine onto a mirror and using a tiny zen garden rake to make decorative soothing swirls in it

[hardwrench]

so baby hold me closer in the toast slot of your toaster

[batsandboba]

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

[anglaised]

yall r like carbs r unhealthy butter and fat r unhealthy oil is unhealthy fruit is unhealthy bc it has sugar!!!! okay i guess we should all just die then lets lay down and die

[tharook]

Present for my mum: a Lego Julbock for her wintery village.

[tharook]

Calamity! Disaster! Arson!

[sioltach]

Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents

[wizardshark]

This isn't even a shit post that actually happened

[stilldani24]

the fact that you even had to say it wasn’t a shitpost has aged me significantly

[kalichnikov]

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

[homunculus-argument]

The ideal household has three people in it: one who would rather cook for three than ever have to do laundry or dishes, one who would rather do three peoples' dishes than ever have to cook or do laundry, and one who would rather do three peoples' laundry than ever have to cook or wash dishes.

[stilldani24]

i highly recommend it as the chef in this exact scenario

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

algebra is honestly funzies when you know what youre doing it’s like a puzzle that you feel smart for solving. however when you don’t know what you’re doing it becomes a challenge called who can turn into a feral dog and bite things fastest and brother i always win

[were--ralph]

FUCKING REBLOG TO CAST NOW

[segamascott]

[oneclickangel]

reblog if you're corny and insufferable

[supreme-leader-stoat]