Does this unit have a soul?

I aim to give my followers conceptual whiplash. Be warned. You can absolutely talk to me, especially if we’re mutuals.

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

i dont care about stranger things and i dont care about wicked

[bumblebeebats]

so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day

[beneathsilverstars]

tomorrow i have to give my daughter’s pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery

[beneathsilverstars]

her results look great, congrats pikachu! 💖⚡️🏳️‍⚧️

[depsidase]

[not-actually-that-cool]

Parents in America will permanently kick their kids out for getting pregnant, being gay, or for simply turning 18. So kids cutting off their family members is the natural conclusion to this I think.

[paperstorm]

I love you weird fanfiction. I love you unpopular kink. I love you unsanitized sex scenes. I love you fics that the mean girls make fun of on twitter. I love you monster fucking. I love you daddy kinks and foot fetishes and water sports. I love you stories about complex human emotions and bad choices with no consequences and characters hurting each other. I love you threesomes or polycules. I love you rare pairs. I love you furry art. I love you dark fantasies. I love you kink that’s so specific and self indulgent it was clearly written just for the person writing it. I love you ships that people think you shouldn’t be allowed to ship. I love you anyone who has the courage to put their art into a public space when that art is weird, or dark, or taboo, or something that will be considered unacceptable by the puritanical fandom police.

[has-the-gavle-goat-burned-yet]

The goat is assembled!!!

[recoiloperated]

It's time

[straightboyfriend]

[savannahfaerie]

Why does your dad sound like a fae tempting you with forbidden fruit knowing that if you eat some you’ll be trapped in the fae realm

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[abandoned-as-mustard]

[somepunknamedshae]

You cannot be following me if you got a hogwarts house in your bio. Get a fucking grip.

[shyblacksheep]

[youngmikosbabymama]

This is gonna be the phone in bed that saves me

[depsidase]

[malibuklaus]

[moniquill]

Was scuncht about it, but fine now.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[troutreznor]

whoever invented listening to music and getting high at the same time needs to be knighted sainted and martyred romantically

[peerieweirdo]

the transition in the past two decades from family sitcoms and ‘friends all living together’ sitcoms to workplace comedies signifies a larger shift in how work dominates our lives and leaves no space for traditional family or community raising in this essay i will

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

[ppaarraassaauurroolloopphhuuss]

[aflo]

Boy Where Me God Damn Body Warsh Is

[spilledkaleidoscope]

actual dialogue from Disco Elysium