[stillgottearslefttocry-blog]

i hate tumblr because people seem to be intent on attacking the British omg ur ancestors are most likely just as evil as ours f off

[theivorypiano]

me: *gets touched by random wave of sadness*

me: so, this is what poets of Romanticism felt

[lovestory]

I swear I don’t love the drama, it loves me

[chinuplittlepup]

Best friends. I think we’re best friends at this point.

[anotherpapercut]

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

[anotherpapercut]

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

[catchymemes]

[majortvjunkie]

NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL CALL CHONKY

[tygermama]

holy shit that cat is jacked like, what gym does it go to?

[tor-schluss-panik]

OH LAWD HE COMIN

[ironsilversaltandtea-deactivate]

That is one BEEFY GENTLEMAN

[badsciencejokes]

…I almost killed myself

I put on my sunglasses, to hide my swollen eyes, over my tears. I cried all my makeup off. Went inside to have a milkshake. I don’t know why. I wanted something to drink as I figured out what I would do. I got a soda and a milkshake. Medium. The cashier looked at me and with a line around the corner of the counter he rushed away from the counter “Hold on “ he yelled to a coworker.

I filled my soda and went back and saw him looking all over. I go up and he gets close and says “I made it a large”.

That was seriously enough for me not to do it. His kindness. Someone went out of their way and as I went back in my car to cry I realized I could muster through a few other days. A few more weeks. Then I came down from that panicky high of anxiety, depression, and pain. I finished my shake. And it was enough time to let me feel better. I… I’m alive. I’ll make it through.

Try and be nice today. Tomorrow. Something as much as a smile. It helped so much.

Thank you man at McDonalds.

The milkshake saved my life

[blackheartseverywhere]

I hope you all can read this and remember to be kind

[stillgottearslefttocry-blog]

hi this happened four years ago but i'm still crying over clara oswald

[stillgottearslefttocry-blog]

ok so

i've been looking at profiles and

people love picking on british people like you can go to hell please

like people have

hate pages

where they

go through history

and call out every single bad thing our british ancestors have done and theyre just like

wow isn't Britain a fucking mess

[ithelpstodream]

[rururinchan]

I found sources. 

The word “man” was gender neutral and referred to both sexes until the 13th century

The female specific pronoun “she” was invented in the 12th century. 

The word “girl” was gender neutral and referred to children of both sexes until the 15th century

High heels were invented for men and were worn predominantly by men until the 16th century

From the mid 16th century to the 19th century boys would typically wear dresses until the age of 7

Until the early 1930s pink was considered the appropriate colour for baby boys and blue was the colour for baby girls

In 2017, a Christian couple pull their 6yo son out of a primary school because his classmate is transgender - citing their “traditional beliefs”  IMPORTANT NOTE: Last source is transphobic and from a pro-life website that attempts to defend the dumb ass couple. Feel free to ignore it if you prefer, but it was included for the sake of accuracy. 

[randomishnickname]

Reblogging because verifiable sources make every information 70% better. Thanks for the addition!

[lamardeuse]

That’s really cool, because I know Geordies still use “man” as a gender neutral term and I wondered about the origins of that

[stillgottearslefttocry-blog]

sometimes i wonder if americans actually know where their ancestors came from

[abhincsomnus-deactivated2022030]

My gf Kenzie and I are 2 months late on our share of the rent, which puts us $800 in debt. So we’re now being evicted with no place to go. We’re gonna attempt to hitchhike from Indiana to her grandma’s house in Schenectady, NY. I’m not asking for help with the rent, I want to handle that part on my own once I find a job. What we need most is money for food, water, and transportation for finding employment once we get there. If you’re not able to donate, you can still help by reblogging this post as often as you can! Pray for us, we really need it! Thank you for reading.

💚 Cash.me/$KenzieMears

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[spongehole]

💲PLEASE HELP THEM 💲💲💵💰💳💲💜

[spongehole]

Another way you could help is considering buying from her online storenvy !!!!!!💜💲💳

Please boost this!!!!

[abhincsomnus-deactivated2022030]

Still in need of donations… Don’t stop boosting, please ♥️

[abhincsomnus-deactivated2022030]

Anything helps

[spongehole]

Can we get this attention again please??

[stillgottearslefttocry-blog]

please reblog

[whenemmafallsinlove]

smooshy bean

[lochnessmonsterofficial]

Trying to communicate with my future morning self is like setting an elaborate trap for an unsuspecting zombie like

if I put my phone alarm on full volume and vibrate and move the charger so I can put it on this out-of-reach metal surface, I can startle her awake. Probably. Then if I securely duct tape this caffeinated chocolate bar to it, it will provide a challenging situation and make her mushy little brain work extra hard to figure out how to turn the alarm off. Then she might go for the chocolate while she’s turning off the loud noises. With luck, she’ll consume the whole thing. 20 minutes of bliss then boom, physiology kicks in and the caffeine reaches her brain. Gentlemen, this just might work.

[lochnessmonsterofficial]

It didn’t work.

[maximumgayce]

A tragedy in two acts

[makomoriz]

Rosa’s impressions and characters

[coffeeandufos]

Spectrum outfitters is a new UK BASED company that is about to start selling binders

I know this damn website is so Americanised but PLEASE reblog this! Transmasculine people in the UK have to pay a ridiculous amount of money for shipping from America. This could change all that.

Support your UK trans community. Reblog this. Get the word out.

[peanutbutterpackets]

i don’t know if this was common knowledge but i was rewatching Cop Con and i realized that in the picture of Amy throwing up in the pillowcase, Jake was holding her hair back :,) MY PARENTS ARE SO CUTE