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uhh i dont use tumblr anymore go follow me on my active platforms
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hey everyone
over the last few days, ive been faced with a bunch of important decisions; the most recent being one that i never thought id have to think about. i cant tell you what the effects are or if my mental health will improve. but im glad i did what i did, and i have no regrets about how i made it. i wont be disclosing much information, but ill say this: i had to reevaluate my relationship with someone who i once considered a close friend, and im not sure how itll turn out.
in other news, mystic river theater company (the theater company i helped create) is officially incorporating by the end of the week, and will likely have a 501c3 form approved by the end of the month. i am insanely proud of my amazing coworkers (who have worked harder than anyone else i know) and myself (for managing to do more than 15% of any given task).
(this also means ill be offline for a while. i dont use tumblr often anyways)
thank you.
-jq
owo
im a turn off the dark stan now
public high school things •naruto kids •kids punching windows •kahoot •"miss…..miss……c'mon" •leaks coming from everywhere •screams from every direction
•jeopardy review games •chicken nuggets that are orange and all the same shape •people fighting for no reason •couples who make out in the hallway like they’re never gonna see each other again •those kids who take the bathroom pass and disappear for half of class
•clapping in the middle of lunch for no reason? •only going to the homecoming game •being embarrassed by the student art in the hall •that one teacher that no one calls mr./Mrs./miss/etc but instead just their last name •hearing yelling from other classrooms and wondering wtf is going on????
- People who stop in the middle of the goddamn hallway - That one kid who always has a winter coat on no matter what - ‘Gay table’ - Kids who rap/blast rap music in the hallway - “—– Please take off your hood/hat.” - The bell doesn’t dismiss you I do - We still have 3 minutes left don’t pack up yet or you’re getting a detention - Mysterious ceiling stains - Smoke coming out of the bathroom -People who skip class and hide in the bathroom all period instead of leaving
those 3 kids who everyone knows are drug dealers
the secretary who is Tired
finding outdated memes printed out and pinned to the walls in teacher offices (ex: condescending willy wonka: “oh so that OTHER teacher didn’t give you homework?? i see”)
singing songs u learned in middle school language classes
the end of class is whenever someone shuffles their papers into a binder or moves their backpack, everyone else will follow like some freaky instinctual mimicry shit
have u ever seen something so american like… wtf
If you went to homecoming yu a narc
please take this speeder-man doodles and draws because i am very excited for into the spider verse and i cant contain it
deadass fuck any str*ight p*rson who thinks they have a “”“gaydar”“”
congratulations Jen you can spot a 90 pound twink and a stone butch biker, you want a fuckin medal you shrew
i dont think you needed to censor out straight person
and i don’t think you needed to name your blog “cuckandballtorture” but here we are, huh
I genuinely can’t argue with that
Si la migra aparecen en su puerta
no abras la puerta. Estate calmado. Usted tiene derechos.
Si piden entrar, pregunten si tienen una orden firmada por un juez.
Si dicen que lo tienen, piden verlo.
Una orden de administración de ICE (formulario 1-200, 1-205) no les permite entrar a su hogar sin su consentimiento.
Si no tienen una orden firmada por un juez, usted puede negarse a dejarlos entrar
Si se fuerzan, no resistan. Dile a todos en la residencia que permanezcan en silencio.
Si usted es arrestado, permanezca en silencio y no firme nada hasta que hable con un abogado.
Yes, but as a note: You must DECLARE AFFIRMATIVELY that you are invoking your right to remain silent!! If you just stay silent, you haven’t actually invoked the right. It’s an annoying legal thing, but you have to speak in order to stay silent. All you have to do is say “I am exercising my right to remain silent” (and then DO remain silent after that!).
That last bit is due to a somewhat recent Supreme Court decision.
Honest Posters of Our Relationship with Technology
Designer Ajit Johnson, living in England, has imagined a series of posters called “#This_Generation”. With honesty, the posters show anecdotes linked to our daily relationship with technology and social networks.
No one thinks selfie sticks are cool except tourists and rich white girls at the club.
Ok, normally I just roll my eyes and scroll past these, but this time I felt the need to comment:
1. Hiding porn on your computer? Wow, previous generations never did anything like that. Nobody ever hid adult magazines under their bed so much that it became a trope in movies. Nah. Never.
2. Online/skype date? Yeah, you can talk face-to-face with the people that matter to you even when you can’t get out to meet them physically, isn’t that amazing?
3. If I was lost and dying out in the wilderness somewhere, and I saw some… I dunno, some outpost that had wifi for some reason, you bet your ass I’d get tf over there and use it to get help/use a map/tell people where I am.
4. Did you know you can read books on your smartphone/tablet AS WELL AS being actively social??
5. I’m pretty sure technology is not to blame for kids getting pregnant/overweight/depressed. Side note, isn’t it great that those kids can use the internet to search for help and advice?
6. In a world where everyone is so much more connected thanks to social media, it’s really useful that you can block people who hurt you and protect yourself. I don’t really see the downside here.
7. It ain’t technology’s fault that some asswipes use their phone while driving. Just let those schoolkids text their parents to tell them when they’re gonna get home in peace.
8. Yeah, selfie sticks aren’t cool. But it IS cool that people can save their memories in pictures and photo albums at the click of a button, without needing to buy cameras and film, get the film developed, and then have big ol’ photo albums sitting around the house everywhere?
9. I swear nobody’s typed like that since 2009. But hey, culture, slang and dialect change with times regardless of whether it’s spoken or typed.
10. You’re right, poster. Happiness is being able to chat to your family and friends no matter the distance. Especially when they’re online and able to respond quickly. That’s nice.
Passive aggressive rant over
straight dude: im not homophobic im ok with gay guys as long as they dont hit on me *nervous laughter*
lesbian: i dont want straight guys hitting on me
straight dude:
straight dude: WH,AT THE FU CK
It’s an odd thing, straight guys thinking they are irresistible to folks of any orientation.
i’m about to get banned from this splatoon discord because i can’t resist fucking with this dude who’s getting pissy over capitalising the G in goku
somebody sent this to me back in March and it’s the reason I followed @turing-tested despite not knowing anything about Homestuck
im crying
I do not understand approximately 92% of what you are talking about, ever, but I feel AI enthusiast solidarity nonetheless.
if it helps, i, along with most of my followers, are also in the same boat
i find it ironic that there are so many musicals about the poor and destitute, yet usually the only people who can afford to watch them are those who could never understand the sentiment
There is a PHD thesis in this comment
Hey, anybody remember that time that a cis dude got breast implants on a bet without four letters of approval from an entire medical team, kept them after the bet was over, and used it as a source of fame and income?
Because I do.
But I’m sure we need all of that medical gatekeeping, because what if trans people do something silly or impulsive?
this is so sad alexa play despacito
@ homophobic cis men, if you touch a penis then you’re gay. even your own. if you’ve ever masturbated EVEN ONCE then you’re fucking gay. you can’t touch a vagina either bc guys can have those too, if you ever go near a vagina then you’re gay. if you ever interact with any kind of genitalia then you’re ultra gay, i don’t make the rules.
